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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 804th Most Influential: 2,164th Most Primitive: 8,509th
The 🐌🐚 Foreign Minister 🐚🐌 of
Left-wing Utopia
Drink SPIT!
the Aumeltopian SPIT Company
Minister of Foreign Affairs
Civil Rights
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Population3.34 billion

CapitalʻAruā Harmonia
Leaderthe Aumeltopian SPIT Company
Faithtribal animism

Animalgolden river-dolphin

The 🐌🐚 Foreign Minister 🐚🐌 of Aumeltopia is a massive, safe nation, ruled by the Aumeltopian SPIT Company with a fair hand, and renowned for its irreverence towards religion, absence of drug laws, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 3.34 billion Aumeltopians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, socially-minded, outspoken government prioritizes Welfare, with Education, Environment, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of ʻAruā Harmonia. The average income tax rate is 53.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but underdeveloped Aumeltopian economy, worth 92.2 trillion petals a year, is quite specialized and led by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Cheese Exports, Woodchip Exports, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 27,618 petals, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Tradesmen will knock 10% off their fees if customers pay cash, 9 out of 10 consumers think that vitamins can cure cancer, family isn't who you're born with but who you abandon in foreign countries, and whipping posts and lashes have been transferred to the Historical Museum of Aumeltopian Embarrassments. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Aumeltopia's national animal is the golden river-dolphin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is tribal animism.

Aumeltopia is ranked 151,777th in the world and 6,226th in the South Pacific for Highest Wealthy Incomes, with 32,835.31 Standard Monetary Units.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 804thTop
Most Influential: 2,164thTop
Most Primitive: 8,509thMost Politically Free: 12,355th
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 85th in the regionMost Influential: 129th in the regionTop
Most Primitive: 371st in the regionMost Politically Free: 393rd in the regionMost Stationary: 479th in the regionBest Weather: 562nd in the regionLargest Populations: 637th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 660th in the region

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