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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 71stMost Influential: 229thBest Weather: 10,004th
The 🍪 Tropical Biscuit Paradise of
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
Eat Biscuits, Endorse Everyone, and Drink SPIT!
the Aumeltopian SPIT Company
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Aumeltopia

Population9.127 billion

CapitalʻAruā Harmonia
Leaderthe Aumeltopian SPIT Company
Faithtribal animism

Currencybiscuit
Animalraccoon

The 🍪 Tropical Biscuit Paradise of Aumeltopia is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by the Aumeltopian SPIT Company with an even hand, and notable for its frequent executions, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate population of 9.127 billion Aumeltopians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of ʻAruā Harmonia. The average income tax rate is 62.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Aumeltopian economy, worth 295 trillion biscuits a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 32,407 biscuits, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Recognizing the Aumeltopian flag qualifies you for citizenship, stray cats threaten the fledgling avian-based internet, busy commuters no longer hear the cries of "I want some more!" on the nation's streets, and The Aumeltopian SPIT Company's told that love often manifests itself through homicidal four-lettered litanies. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Aumeltopia's national animal is the raccoon, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is tribal animism.

Aumeltopia is ranked 28,348th in the world and 991st in the South Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring 66.69 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

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Most Beautiful Environments: 11,886thMost Stationary: 12,062ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 15,931stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 18,316thMost Pacifist: 19,146thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 19,567thMost Compassionate Citizens: 19,780thNicest Citizens: 20,555thMost Income Equality: 20,871stMost Extensive Civil Rights: 22,072ndMost Inclusive: 22,289th
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Most Influential: 4th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4th in the regionTop
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Most Stationary: 209th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 323rd in the regionBest Weather: 344th in the regionTop
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Largest Populations: 373rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 383rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 496th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 520th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 541st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 674th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 726th in the region

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