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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,486th Most Influential: 3,410th Most Primitive: 6,296th
The 🐌🐚 Endorsing Paradise 🐚🐌 of
Left-wing Utopia
Drink SPIT!
the Aumeltopian SPIT Company
Minister of Military Affairs
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population2.954 billion

CapitalʻAruā Harmonia
Leaderthe Aumeltopian SPIT Company
Faithtribal animism

Animalgolden river-dolphin

The 🐌🐚 Endorsing Paradise 🐚🐌 of Aumeltopia is a massive, genial nation, ruled by the Aumeltopian SPIT Company with a fair hand, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, irreverence towards religion, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.954 billion Aumeltopians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, socially-minded, outspoken government is primarily concerned with Welfare, with Education, Healthcare, and Administration also on the agenda, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of ʻAruā Harmonia. The average income tax rate is 45.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but underdeveloped Aumeltopian economy, worth 83.2 trillion petals a year, is quite specialized and led by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Cheese Exports, Woodchip Exports, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 28,161 petals, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Tradesmen will knock 10% off their fees if customers pay cash, 9 out of 10 consumers think that vitamins can cure cancer, family isn't who you're born with but who you abandon in foreign countries, and whipping posts and lashes have been transferred to the Historical Museum of Aumeltopian Embarrassments. Crime is totally unknown. Aumeltopia's national animal is the golden river-dolphin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is tribal animism.

Aumeltopia is ranked 143,163rd in the world and 5,869th in the South Pacific for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -11.11 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,486thMost Influential: 3,410thMost Primitive: 6,296th
Most Influential: 183rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 206th in the regionMost Primitive: 292nd in the regionTop
Most Stationary: 544th in the regionMost Politically Free: 628th in the region

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