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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 184th Most Influential: 372nd Most Politically Free: 13,849th
The 🍪 Raccoon Paradise 🍪 of
Left-wing Utopia
Drink SPIT!
the Aumeltopian SPIT Company
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Population4.61 billion

CapitalʻAruā Harmonia
Leaderthe Aumeltopian SPIT Company
Faithtribal animism


The 🍪 Raccoon Paradise 🍪 of Aumeltopia is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by the Aumeltopian SPIT Company with a fair hand, and notable for its complete lack of prisons, frequent executions, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 4.61 billion Aumeltopians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of ʻAruā Harmonia. The average income tax rate is 58.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but underdeveloped Aumeltopian economy, worth 119 trillion petals a year, is quite specialized and led by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Cheese Exports, Woodchip Exports, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 25,903 petals, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Tradesmen will knock 10% off their fees if customers pay cash, 9 out of 10 consumers think that vitamins can cure cancer, family isn't who you're born with but who you abandon in foreign countries, and whipping posts and lashes have been transferred to the Historical Museum of Aumeltopian Embarrassments. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Aumeltopia's national animal is the raccoon, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is tribal animism.

Aumeltopia is ranked 40,092nd in the world and 2,021st in the South Pacific for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 51.48 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 184thMost Influential: 372ndTop
Most Politically Free: 13,849thMost Primitive: 14,064thBest Weather: 14,687thLeast Corrupt Governments: 15,131st
Most Influential: 12th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 12th in the regionTop
Most Stationary: 348th in the regionTop
Best Weather: 454th in the regionMost Politically Free: 461st in the regionLargest Populations: 491st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 569th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 618th in the regionMost Primitive: 697th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 717th in the region

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