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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 274th Most Influential: 1,411th Most Primitive: 10,760th
The 🐌❄️ Foreign Minister ❄️🐌 of
Left-wing Utopia
Drink SPIT!
the Aumeltopian SPIT Company
Minister of Foreign Affairs
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Population3.64 billion

CapitalʻAruā Harmonia
Leaderthe Aumeltopian SPIT Company
Faithtribal animism

Animalgolden river-dolphin

The 🐌❄️ Foreign Minister ❄️🐌 of Aumeltopia is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by the Aumeltopian SPIT Company with a fair hand, and notable for its frequent executions, absence of drug laws, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 3.64 billion Aumeltopians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, socially-minded, outspoken government prioritizes Welfare, with Education, Environment, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of ʻAruā Harmonia. The average income tax rate is 53.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but underdeveloped Aumeltopian economy, worth 98.2 trillion petals a year, is quite specialized and led by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Cheese Exports, Woodchip Exports, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 26,985 petals, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Tradesmen will knock 10% off their fees if customers pay cash, 9 out of 10 consumers think that vitamins can cure cancer, family isn't who you're born with but who you abandon in foreign countries, and whipping posts and lashes have been transferred to the Historical Museum of Aumeltopian Embarrassments. Crime is totally unknown. Aumeltopia's national animal is the golden river-dolphin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is tribal animism.

Aumeltopia is ranked 49,028th in the world and 2,110th in the South Pacific for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 2,952.36 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 274thMost Influential: 1,411thTop
Most Primitive: 10,760thMost Politically Free: 12,566thLeast Corrupt Governments: 16,645th
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 29th in the regionTop
Most Influential: 73rd in the regionTop
Most Stationary: 423rd in the regionMost Politically Free: 423rd in the regionMost Primitive: 519th in the regionBest Weather: 520th in the regionLargest Populations: 573rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 674th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 675th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 693rd in the region

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