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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 193rd Most Influential: 699th Most Primitive: 11,441st
The 🐌 Tropical Paradise 🐌 of
Left-wing Utopia
Drink SPIT!™
the Aumeltopian SPIT Company
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Population4.057 billion

CapitalʻAruā Harmonia
Leaderthe Aumeltopian SPIT Company
Faithtribal animism

Animalgolden river-dolphin

The 🐌 Tropical Paradise 🐌 of Aumeltopia is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by the Aumeltopian SPIT Company with a fair hand, and remarkable for its irreverence towards religion, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 4.057 billion Aumeltopians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, socially-minded, outspoken government prioritizes Welfare, although Education, Environment, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of ʻAruā Harmonia. The average income tax rate is 55.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but underdeveloped Aumeltopian economy, worth 108 trillion petals a year, is quite specialized and led by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Cheese Exports, Woodchip Exports, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 26,716 petals, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Tradesmen will knock 10% off their fees if customers pay cash, 9 out of 10 consumers think that vitamins can cure cancer, family isn't who you're born with but who you abandon in foreign countries, and whipping posts and lashes have been transferred to the Historical Museum of Aumeltopian Embarrassments. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Aumeltopia's national animal is the golden river-dolphin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is tribal animism.

Aumeltopia is ranked 45,459th in the world and 1,541st in the South Pacific for Highest Average Tax Rates, with 55.75 Effective Tax Rate.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 193rdMost Influential: 699thTop
Most Primitive: 11,441stMost Politically Free: 13,592ndBest Weather: 15,663rdLeast Corrupt Governments: 16,354th
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 15th in the regionMost Influential: 32nd in the regionTop
Most Stationary: 372nd in the regionTop
Most Politically Free: 434th in the regionBest Weather: 489th in the regionLargest Populations: 520th in the regionMost Primitive: 568th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 623rd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 656th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 662nd in the region

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