The Grand Duchy of Augustus of Baden is a gargantuan, genial nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service, frequent executions, and public floggings. The hard-working, democratic, devout population of 16.386 billion Augustus of Badenians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Welfare, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 30.7%.

The Augustus of Badenian economy, worth 832 trillion marks a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 50,777 marks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.

Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Augustus of Baden's national animal is the black bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Augustus of Baden is ranked 123,934^th in the world and 1^st in Baden for Lowest Crime Rates, with 63.31 law-abiding acts per hour.