The Republic of Audrey 22 is a massive, orderly nation, renowned for its state-planned economy, restrictive gun laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 2.044 billion Audrey 22ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Law & Order, although Defense, Healthcare, and Welfare are also considered important, while International Aid receives no funds. The average income tax rate is 43.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but sluggish Audrey 22ian economy, worth 42.9 trillion Join Lilies a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient black market in Tourism, Retail, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Arms Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 20,967 Join Lilies, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Street crime is on the rise as police officers spend most of their time in prisons, people's charity begins and ends at home, Audrey 22ian political exiles populate the near abroad, and Audrey 22 has designated Audrey 22 City as its capital city. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Audrey 22's national animal is the Join Lily.

Audrey 22 is ranked 126,756^th in the world and 2,322^nd in Suspicious for Lowest Crime Rates, with 63.04 law-abiding acts per hour.