The Republic of Audrey 13 is a very large, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its state-planned economy, hatred of cheese, and restrictive gun laws. The cynical population of 196 million Audrey 13ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 43.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but stagnant Audrey 13ian economy, worth 1.88 trillion Join Lilies a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, quite specialized black market in Trout Farming, Information Technology, Basket Weaving, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 9,592 Join Lilies, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Audrey 13's national animal is the Join Lily, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Audrey 13 is ranked 305,977^th in the world and 3^rd in United Fascist Territory of Waschuster for Highest Wealthy Incomes, with 9,858 Standard Monetary Units.