The Federal Republic of Audicesia is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Alexander Poblatský with an even hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 1.412 billion Audicesi have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Santaine. The average income tax rate is 73.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Audicesian economy, worth 153 trillion Audicesi Lagunas a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 108,676 Audicesi Lagunas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The most common psychiatric diagnosis is to 'stop whining and grow up', the sanitised and dull music festivals of Audicesia are famed for their reasonable volume levels, no one believes anything until it has been strenuously tested and peer-reviewed, and the government has adopted a "Lightning Never Strikes Twice" approach to dealing with natural disasters. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Audicesia's national animal is the fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

Audicesia is ranked 212,588^th in the world and 236^th in Federation Of Sovereign States for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 223.97 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.