The Fauzjhian Province of Auceanznia is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Kyria Pinkfields with a fair hand, and notable for its national health service, avant-garde cinema, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 13.104 billion Auceanznians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sexdiction. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Auceanznian economy, worth a remarkable 4,531 trillion Fauzjhiaus a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 345,826 Fauzjhiaus, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Glamping Auceanznians won't sleep in a tent that doesn't include a Jacuzzi, an increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents, no one is quite sure what many government officials look like, and social media sites prompt users to send birthday greetings to unresponsive nonagenarians. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Auceanznia's national animal is the Christmas Bat, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Auceanznia is ranked 184,572^nd in the world and 4,947^th in the Rejected Realms for Most Pro-Market, scoring -79.67 on the Rand Index.