The Oceanic Fauzjhian Province of Auceanznia is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Kyria Pinkfields with a fair hand, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, state-planned economy, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 17.484 billion Auceanznians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sixcitia. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Auceanznian economy, worth a remarkable 7,216 trillion Fauzjhiauxes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 412,765 Fauzjhiauxes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Minority children spend hours bussing to schools miles away from home, fraternities are notorious for drunken hooliganism, Kyria Pinkfields can be seen doing doughnuts in a new Rambogini, and Kyria Pinkfields's speeches are beloved by insomniacs. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Auceanznia's national animal is the Squid, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Communism.

Auceanznia is ranked 24,986^th in the world and 506^th in the Rejected Realms for Most Influential, scoring 1,797 on the Soft Power Disbursement Rating.