The Colony of Attestaltarragbistan Brassilistan is a massive, efficient nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, irreverence towards religion, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 1.291 billion Attestaltarragbistan Brassilistanians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.7%.

The thriving Attestaltarragbistan Brassilistanian economy, worth 89.6 trillion marks a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Gambling, and Information Technology. Average income is 69,367 marks, with the richest citizens earning 7.6 times as much as the poorest.

The newest East Lebatuckese coins have "long live East Lebatuck" on heads and "death to Attestaltarragbistan Brassilistan" on tails, street preachers sell salvation with a side order of shame on every corner, the Attestaltarragbistan Brassilistan Enquirer offers weekly cash prizes for 'most blasphemous song, story, or cartoon', and the government has pledged that not one drop of its citizens' blood will be spilt. Crime, especially youth-related, is a problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Attestaltarragbistan Brassilistan's national animal is the sheep, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Attestaltarragbistan Brassilistan is ranked 97,915^th in the world and 23^rd in MJT for Highest Average Incomes, with 69,367.93 Standard Monetary Units.