The Grand Malevolence of Attancia is a huge, cultured nation, ruled by His Grandest Highest Majesty of the Pope with an even hand, and notable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, frequent executions, and hatred of cheese. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 840 million Attancians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Education, with Spirituality, Law & Order, and Public Transport also on the agenda, while Social Policy and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mónavillé. The average income tax rate is 28.7%.

The powerhouse Attancian economy, worth 58.0 trillion Agelicoes a year, is led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Gambling. Average income is 69,067 Agelicoes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

Human resources employees have time for hobbies as harassment is designated "high praise", homosexuality is a crime punishable by death, His Grandest Highest Majesty of the Pope has been self-declared as the Most Supreme Magnificent Overlord of Everything You Ever Saw, and earthquake sirens are a leading cause of hearing loss. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Attancia's national animal is the Dove, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Attancia is ranked 53,724^th in the world and 39^th in Republic of Conservative Nations for Highest Poor Incomes, with 35,736.22 Standard Monetary Units.