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Least Corrupt Governments: 6,341st Most Cheerful Citizens: 13,817th Best Weather: 13,917th
The Confederacy of
Liberal Democratic Socialists
C'est la guerre
Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Reasonable
Political Freedom
Superb

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The Confederacy of Atlantifornia is a massive, genial nation, remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, keen interest in outer space, and ban on automobiles. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.561 billion Atlantifornians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large, outspoken government is primarily concerned with Education, with Healthcare, Administration, and Welfare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid receive no funds. The average income tax rate is 41.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Atlantifornian economy, worth 70.7 trillion dogecoins a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Retail, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 45,295 dogecoins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Restaurants are required to specify whether their toilet paper was made in Atlantifornia, the minority inevitably have their addenda vetoed, violently opinionated speakers can be heard preaching their hateful views on every street corner, and orphans would rather live their life of luxury than be adopted by prospective parents. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Atlantifornia's national animal is the mantis shrimp, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Atlantifornia is ranked 64,473rd in the world and 2,653rd in The East Pacific for Most Pacifist, with 20.53 Cheeks Turned Per Day.

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Most Cheerful Citizens: 13,817thBest Weather: 13,917th
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Least Corrupt Governments: 187th in the regionTop
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Best Weather: 382nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 394th in the regionNudest: 487th in the regionMost Politically Free: 500th in the regionSafest: 515th in the regionNicest Citizens: 526th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Atlantifornia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Cheerful Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Atlantifornia, orphans would rather live their life of luxury than be adopted by prospective parents.
  • : Following new legislation in Atlantifornia, violently opinionated speakers can be heard preaching their hateful views on every street corner.
  • : Following new legislation in Atlantifornia, the minority inevitably have their addenda vetoed.
  • : Following new legislation in Atlantifornia, restaurants are required to specify whether their toilet paper was made in Atlantifornia.
  • : Following new legislation in Atlantifornia, the poor are forced into bankruptcy by their energy bills.
  • : Following new legislation in Atlantifornia, the only places to see mantis shrimps now are at local zoos.
  • : Following new legislation in Atlantifornia, exorbitant spending on icebreakers breaks the ice at every budget meeting.
  • : Atlantifornia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Politically Free.
  • : Following new legislation in Atlantifornia, students cut up leftover dogecoins during Arts and Crafts.

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