The Home of Sports of Atlantian Oceania is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its hatred of cheese, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The democratic population of 32.963 billion Atlantian Oceanians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Aoisland. The average income tax rate is 81.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Atlantian Oceanian economy, worth a remarkable 2,109 trillion alantis a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 63,982 alantis, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Masterpieces by male artists are on display in the dumpsters behind the gallery, the populace has developed a mortal fear of the woods, the government regularly reassures citizens that there are no monsters under their beds, and a fashion designer has been arrested for inciting hatred after claiming redheads couldn't pull off vermillion. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Atlantian Oceania's national animal is the Atlantian Ocean Dwellers, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Atlantian Oceania is ranked 39,230^th in the world and 8^th in Atlantian Oceania for Lowest Crime Rates, with 78.02 law-abiding acts per hour.