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Largest Retail Industry: 820th Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 868th Rudest Citizens: 880th
The Federation of
Capitalist Paradise
By The People For The People
Influence
Apprentice
Region
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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Atkemri

Population3.966 billion

CapitalHolom
LeaderPresident Lucky Wells
FaithChristianity

CurrencyDORO
AnimalElephant

The Federation of Atkemri is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by President Lucky Wells with an even hand, and notable for its zero percent divorce rate, ubiquitous missile silos, and parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 3.966 billion Atkemrians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Holom. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 12.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Atkemrian economy, worth 889 trillion DOROES a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 224,303 DOROES, with the richest citizens earning 5.5 times as much as the poorest.

The moral worth of national allies is judged by their GDP, ships are encouraged to deliberately run aground onto Atkemrian beaches, cheering flag-waving citizens don't like to think too hard about politics, and the government loves seeing the little people fight. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Atkemri's national animal is the Elephant, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Christianity.

Atkemri is ranked 4,392nd in the world and 7th in Lands End for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 546.04 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.

Top
1%
Largest Retail Industry: 820thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 868thRudest Citizens: 880thTop
5%
Highest Disposable Incomes: 1,807thLargest Mining Sector: 1,885thMost Devout: 2,140thMost Avoided: 2,560thLargest Publishing Industry: 2,979thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3,214thMost Cultured: 3,599thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3,692ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,706thLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,718thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3,891stHighest Average Incomes: 3,922ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 4,159thMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,392ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5,279thSmartest Citizens: 5,287thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6,206thMost Subsidized Industry: 6,576thMost Cheerful Citizens: 7,725thMost Efficient Economies: 8,266thTop
10%
Most Influential: 10,324thLowest Crime Rates: 10,794thHighest Poor Incomes: 11,681stLargest Governments: 12,374thHighest Economic Output: 15,409thSafest: 15,737th
Top
5%
Most Cultured: 2nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 3rd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 3rd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3rd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3rd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Avoided: 4th in the regionRudest Citizens: 4th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionMost Devout: 4th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 5th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 5th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 5th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 5th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 6th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 6th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 6th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 6th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 7th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 7th in the regionLargest Governments: 8th in the regionMost Stationary: 8th in the regionTop
10%
Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 10th in the regionLargest Populations: 11th in the regionSafest: 14th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 18th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Atkemri, the government loves seeing the little people fight.
  • : Following new legislation in Atkemri, cheering flag-waving citizens don't like to think too hard about politics.
  • : Following new legislation in Atkemri, ships are encouraged to deliberately run aground onto Atkemrian beaches.
  • : Following new legislation in Atkemri, the moral worth of national allies is judged by their GDP.
  • : Following new legislation in Atkemri, women who walk into the ladies' changing room are accused of being Peeping Toms.
  • : Atkemri lodged a message on the Lands End Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Atkemri, teenage male videogamers often suffer repetitive strain wrist injuries.
  • : Atkemri was reclassified from "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy" to "Capitalist Paradise".
  • : Following new legislation in Atkemri, good-looking soldier boys have celebrity status amongst the nation's homosexuals.
  • : Following new legislation in Atkemri, five-year-olds chanting "Little Miss Muffet" are accused of bullying arachnophobes.

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