The Federation of Atkemri is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by President Lucky Wells with an even hand, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, smutty television, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 9.274 billion Atkemrians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Holom. The average income tax rate is 15.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Atkemrian economy, worth a remarkable 2,211 trillion DOROES a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 238,435 DOROES, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Translators have been hired to deal with the varying regional accents during national political debates, prankster scientists legally change their names to silly pseudonyms before major discoveries, crowds of flag-burning protesters tend to accidentally become crowds of burning protesters, and Atkemri is notorious for its citizens' infidelity. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Atkemri's national animal is the Elephant, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Christianity.

Atkemri is ranked 80,828^th in the world and 134^th in Lands End for Most Corrupt Governments, with 9.03 kickbacks per hour.