The United Realms of Athretvari is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Strategosa Anra Agājio with a fair hand, and remarkable for its soft-spoken computers, otherworldly petting zoo, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, democratic, humorless population of 18.28 billion Hrenvari enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ars Scientia. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Athretvarian economy, worth an astonishing 11,209 trillion Athcoins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is a breathtaking 613,222 Athcoins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government awards prizes to television shows featuring stereotype-breaking minority roles, space shuttles regularly launch rubbish into space, the government is avowedly secular, and the country has been 'going shopping' by annexing nearby nations for their resources. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Athretvari's national animal is the Sabertoothed Pygmy Banshee-Berzerker Cat, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Scientific Universalism.

Athretvari is ranked 293^rd in the world and 1^st in New Coalition of Nations for Rudest Citizens, with 509.8 Insults Per Minute.