The United Realms of Athretvari is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Strategosa Anra Agājio with an even hand, and notable for its otherworldly petting zoo, keen interest in outer space, and vat-grown people. The hard-nosed, democratic, humorless population of 18.053 billion Hrenvari have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ars Scientia. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Athretvarian economy, worth an astonishing 10,946 trillion Athcoins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is a breathtaking 606,356 Athcoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

A suspicious number of male students have joined the Ladies' Wrestling League, the leading national news source is 'my cousin Billy-Bob on MyFace', the voyages of obsolete star-trekking satellites on deliberate escape orbits are only just beginning, and vital intelligence-gathering activities are put on hold as agents return home for seduction training and advanced poker instruction. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Athretvari's national animal is the Sabertoothed Pygmy Banshee-Berzerker Cat, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Scientific Universalism.

Athretvari is ranked 208,038^th in the world and 15^th in New Coalition of Nations for Most Primitive, scoring -2073.32 on the Scary Big Number Scale.