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Largest Retail Industry: 1,079th Rudest Citizens: 1,159th Highest Disposable Incomes: 2,450th
The Free Republic of
Corporate Bordello
The Sun still rises
President Brendonian
Influence
Dominator
Founder
Civil Rights
Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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Athonuna

Population3.261 billion

CapitalSamoda
LeaderPresident Brendonian
FaithEvangelical Christianity

CurrencyMoma
Animalbanshee

The Free Republic of Athonuna is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by President Brendonian with a fair hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, museums and concert halls, and daily referendums. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 3.261 billion Athonunans are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The relatively small, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Samoda. The average income tax rate is 23.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Athonunan economy, worth 696 trillion Momas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Information Technology. Average income is an amazing 213,489 Momas, with the richest citizens earning 5.0 times as much as the poorest.

Ironic death by tasering is on the rise amongst door-to-door taser salesmen, evenings at university debating societies often end with everyone acknowledging both sides may well be right, psychiatrists bizarrely accompany President Brendonian to meetings with foreign heads of state, and scaffolding is built around scaffolding to give safe access. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Athonuna's national animal is the banshee, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Evangelical Christianity.

Athonuna is ranked 76,715th in the world and 3rd in Liberty and Freedom for Most World Assembly Endorsements, with zero Valid Endorsements.

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Largest Retail Industry: 1,079thRudest Citizens: 1,159thTop
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Highest Disposable Incomes: 2,450thMost Devout: 2,473rdLargest Agricultural Sector: 3,713thHighest Average Incomes: 4,721stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,998thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5,079thMost Cultured: 5,297thLargest Publishing Industry: 6,214thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7,091stLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 8,064thTop
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Smartest Citizens: 8,682ndHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 8,781stMost Scientifically Advanced: 9,188thMost Subsidized Industry: 9,221stMost Efficient Economies: 9,522ndMost Developed: 10,449thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 10,751stLargest Governments: 11,785thHighest Poor Incomes: 11,990thLargest Information Technology Sector: 13,088thLowest Crime Rates: 13,113thSafest: 14,142ndLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 14,285thMost Pro-Market: 15,529thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 16,119th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Athonuna, scaffolding is built around scaffolding to give safe access.
  • : Following new legislation in Athonuna, psychiatrists bizarrely accompany President Brendonian to meetings with foreign heads of state.
  • : Following new legislation in Athonuna, evenings at university debating societies often end with everyone acknowledging both sides may well be right.
  • : Following new legislation in Athonuna, ironic death by tasering is on the rise amongst door-to-door taser salesmen.
  • : Following new legislation in Athonuna, customer satisfaction with online delivery services is at an all time high.
  • : Following new legislation in Athonuna, dozens of viewers go online to hear whether a comma has been added to Clause 5 in Subsection B of Law 58375.
  • : Following new legislation in Athonuna, social media sites prompt users to send birthday greetings to unresponsive nonagenarians.
  • : Following new legislation in Athonuna, politicians are often seen attending regional history classes at primary schools within their constituencies.
  • : Following new legislation in Athonuna, daisy chain gangs plant flowers and pick up litter.
  • : Following new legislation in Athonuna, the "temporary replacement bus service" is now a permanent fixture.

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