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Largest Retail Industry: 997thRudest Citizens: 1,307thMost Devout: 2,465th
The Free Republic of
New York Times Democracy
The Sun still rises
President Brendonian
Influence
Hegemony
Founder
Civil Rights
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Athonuna

Population5.304 billion

CapitalSamoda
LeaderPresident Brendonian
FaithEvangelical Christianity

CurrencyMoma
Animalbanshee

The Free Republic of Athonuna is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by President Brendonian with a fair hand, and remarkable for its frequent executions, ubiquitous missile silos, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 5.304 billion Athonunans enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Samoda. The average income tax rate is 42.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Athonunan economy, worth a remarkable 1,179 trillion Momas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Information Technology. Average income is an amazing 222,454 Momas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

Prosecutors routinely call transplant doctors as 'expert witnesses' in burglary cases, the bonfire of the old paper records can be seen for miles around Samoda, mystics are claiming that a simultaneous rise in scepticism and education budgets is correlation rather than causation, and every new building project has to undergo a five-year environmental impact study before it can go ahead. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Athonuna's national animal is the banshee, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Evangelical Christianity.

Athonuna is ranked 152,170th in the world and 2nd in Liberty and Freedom for Nudest, with 97.75 Cheeks Per Square Mile.

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Largest Retail Industry: 997thRudest Citizens: 1,307thTop
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Most Devout: 2,465thMost Efficient Economies: 2,744thMost Cultured: 3,384thHighest Disposable Incomes: 3,833rdLargest Publishing Industry: 4,187thHighest Average Incomes: 4,679thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6,181stSmartest Citizens: 6,502ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 6,626thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6,762ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 7,033rdHighest Poor Incomes: 7,053rdMost Developed: 7,177thLargest Agricultural Sector: 7,408thMost Cheerful Citizens: 8,163rdMost Subsidized Industry: 8,474thSafest: 8,792ndLowest Crime Rates: 9,027thLargest Governments: 9,211thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 10,497thTop
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 11,136thHighest Economic Output: 14,301stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 14,462ndMost Advanced Public Education: 17,659thMost Influential: 18,020thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 18,962ndLongest Average Lifespans: 19,792nd

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Athonuna, every new building project has to undergo a five-year environmental impact study before it can go ahead.
  • : Following new legislation in Athonuna, mystics are claiming that a simultaneous rise in scepticism and education budgets is correlation rather than causation.
  • : Following new legislation in Athonuna, the bonfire of the old paper records can be seen for miles around Samoda.
  • : Following new legislation in Athonuna, prosecutors routinely call transplant doctors as 'expert witnesses' in burglary cases.
  • : Following new legislation in Athonuna, President Brendonian spends weekends doing the laundry of foreign leaders.
  • : Following new legislation in Athonuna, army uniforms are replaced en masse to accommodate adult soldiers.
  • : Following new legislation in Athonuna, bus ads propagandize causes ranging from sexual revolution to religious pogroms.
  • : Following new legislation in Athonuna, shivering secretaries type letters under torrential downpours in open-roof offices.
  • : Following new legislation in Athonuna, the army lures cannon fodder with promises of a college education.
  • : Following new legislation in Athonuna, one tree's worth of paperwork accompanies each imported log of timber.

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