The No Strings Attached States of Atheist States of Philippines is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Lewis Jacobs with a fair hand, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, ubiquitous missile silos, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 12.962 billion Filipino of The Atheist States are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Manila. The average income tax rate is 99.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Filipino Atheist economy, worth a remarkable 2,993 trillion rads a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 230,960 rads, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Hospitals fear government fines more than terrorist ransoms, third world countries are rich in "I Love Manila" t-shirts, advertisements read like science journal articles complete with extensive references, and the price of takeaway food quadruples after 6pm. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Atheist States of Philippines's national animal is the Sunda leopard cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Atheist States of Philippines is ranked 624^th in the world and 12^th in the West Pacific for Longest Average Lifespans, with 96.44 years.