The No Strings Attached States of Atheist States of Philippines is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Lewis Jacobs with a fair hand, and renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, hatred of cheese, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 15.259 billion Filipino of The Atheist States are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Manila. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Filipino Atheist economy, worth a remarkable 4,022 trillion rads a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 263,637 rads, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

From the highest mountain to the deepest cave - one can always count on finding a good cell signal in Atheist States of Philippines, the government offers gay men mildly offensive tips on how to pass as straight, the nation leads the West Pacific in per capita stalking, and trails to natural wonders are littered with trash from reality film crews. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Atheist States of Philippines's national animal is the Sunda leopard cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Atheist States of Philippines is ranked 276,349^th in the world and 9,208^th in the West Pacific for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -48.25 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.