The No Strings Attached States of Atheist States of Philippines is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Lewis Jacobs with a fair hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, unlimited-speed roads, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 10.815 billion Filipino Atheists are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Healthcare, and Industry are also considered important, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Manila. The average income tax rate is 96.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Filipino Atheist economy, worth a remarkable 2,118 trillion Rads a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 195,912 Rads, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

Companies are turning to trained Sunda Leopard Cats for their most menial jobs, the year's most anticipated show is "Great Deals on Delicious Meals", retail boutiques encourage citizens to honor their military veterans by purchasing flag-patterned underwear, and would-be emigrants are told "abandon all hope all ye who would exit here". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Atheist States of Philippines's national animal is the Sunda Leopard Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Atheist States of Philippines is ranked 149,082^nd in the world and 4,001^st in the West Pacific for Most Pro-Market, scoring 28.78 on the Rand Index.