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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,224thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,735thLargest Mining Sector: 3,274th
The Divine Empire of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Long live the Empress! Long live the Empire!
Ena Kalinka
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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Ateenia

Population8.413 billion

CapitalAthano
LeaderEna Kalinka
FaithSuomenusko

CurrencyAteenian Crown
AnimalBear

The Divine Empire of Ateenia is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Ena Kalinka with an iron fist, and remarkable for its public floggings, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 8.413 billion Ateenians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Administration, and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Athano. The average income tax rate is 69.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Ateenian economy, worth a remarkable 1,702 trillion Ateenian Crowns a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 202,336 Ateenian Crowns, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Any body part that can be cut off a person is no longer considered to be their property, the institution of marriage is held sacred and strictly enforced, both criminals and civilians are DOA, and citizens living in underground cities have developed a healthy green glow. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ateenia's national animal is the Bear, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Suomenusko.

Ateenia is ranked 74,234th in the world and 44th in The United Federations for Highest Drug Use, scoring 80.6 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,224thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,735thTop
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Largest Mining Sector: 3,274thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3,630thMost Avoided: 3,649thLargest Black Market: 4,024thHighest Poor Incomes: 4,033rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,140thMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,180thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5,526thHighest Average Incomes: 6,418thMost Corrupt Governments: 6,785thMost Secular: 6,876thRudest Citizens: 7,383rdLowest Crime Rates: 8,505thHighest Economic Output: 9,955thMost Developed: 10,203rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 11,050thTop
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Smartest Citizens: 13,774thLongest Average Lifespans: 13,850thLargest Governments: 14,753rdMost Efficient Economies: 17,192ndHealthiest Citizens: 17,789thMost Valuable International Artwork: 20,025thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 20,422ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 22,377th
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Largest Populations: 2nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Black Market: 4th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 5th in the regionMost Avoided: 5th in the regionTop
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Rudest Citizens: 10th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 11th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 11th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 11th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 11th in the region

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