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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,310thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,592ndLargest Black Market: 3,169th
The Kingdom of
Father Knows Best State
Í dırğ guğanna
Influence
Vassal
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Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
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Ateenia

Population11.346 billion

CapitalAtha
LeaderEna Kalinka
FaithVjoldinism

CurrencyAteenian Crown
AnimalPolar Bear

The Kingdom of Ateenia is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Ena Kalinka with an iron fist, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, zero percent divorce rate, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 11.346 billion Ateenians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Administration, and Industry are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Atha. The average income tax rate is 72.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Ateenian economy, worth a remarkable 2,501 trillion Ateenian Crowns a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 220,501 Ateenian Crowns, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government takes agricultural advice from a wasp-themed superhero, customs officials often double as wedding officiants, there's nothing more rock-and-roll than absolute sobriety, and it's believed that women's brains will overheat if they think for themselves. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ateenia's national animal is the Polar Bear, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Vjoldinism.

Ateenia is ranked 246,688th in the world and 215th in Eurth for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring -12.07 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.

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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,310thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,592ndTop
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Largest Black Market: 3,169thLargest Mining Sector: 3,273rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3,349thHighest Poor Incomes: 3,442ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,297thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,415thHighest Average Incomes: 5,681stRudest Citizens: 5,735thMost Corrupt Governments: 6,459thHighest Economic Output: 7,284thMost Avoided: 8,642ndLowest Crime Rates: 8,914thMost Patriotic: 9,258thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 9,460thMost Scientifically Advanced: 10,029thMost Developed: 10,222ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 10,923rdLongest Average Lifespans: 11,785thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 12,222ndTop
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Largest Governments: 12,976thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 13,201stSmartest Citizens: 13,225thMost Secular: 13,487thMost Efficient Economies: 14,956thMost Influential: 15,227thHealthiest Citizens: 17,090thMost Subsidized Industry: 19,773rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 20,069thMost Advanced Public Transport: 20,112thMost Valuable International Artwork: 20,132ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 25,265th
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionTop
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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 5th in the regionLargest Black Market: 6th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 7th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 7th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 7th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 8th in the regionMost Avoided: 9th in the regionRudest Citizens: 9th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 10th in the regionMost Influential: 11th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 11th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 11th in the regionTop
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 13th in the regionMost Patriotic: 14th in the regionMost Secular: 15th in the regionMost Developed: 15th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 16th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 18th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 19th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 20th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 21st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 21st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 23rd in the region

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Endorsements Received: 9 » Orioni 2, Free Port of Cristina, Hausboria, Machina Haruspex, Safiloa, Songai, Juansonia, Yetrasia, and Gotneska.

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