The Asukiro of Asukiro is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Tano with an even hand, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, keen interest in outer space, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 2.691 billion Asus are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 27.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Asukiroan economy, worth 116 trillion Yuns a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Pizza Delivery, and Information Technology. Average income is 43,287 Yuns, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Even the nation's brussel sprouts are delicious and nutritious, the state considers itself the 'third parent' of every child in the nation, chickens roam the streets freely, and attendance of fathers at PTA meetings is at an all-time high. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Asukiro's national animal is the Chicken, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Asukiro is ranked 196,751^st in the world and 79^th in The Hole To Hide In for Most Primitive, scoring -103.9 on the Scary Big Number Scale.