by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 5,196thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6,157thMost Influential: 6,687th
The Empire of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population856 million

CapitalZoomer town

Animalbig chungus

The Empire of Asukaz is a huge, safe nation, renowned for its museums and concert halls, anti-smoking policies, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 856 million Zoomers are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Zoomer town. The average income tax rate is 79.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Asukazian economy, worth 83.1 trillion Rocks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Trout Farming. Average income is 97,032 Rocks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Nude art is becoming wildly popular, it is now illegal for teens to view any sites except Club Kitten and My Little Donkey, troublemakers boast about how many times they have to visit their therapist, and the term "Native Zoomer" has been redefined as anyone with the same skin color as the majority. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Asukaz's national animal is the big chungus, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Asukaz is ranked 18,795th in the world and 116th in Confederation of Corrupt Dictators for Largest Governments, scoring 26.46 on the Bureaucratic Comprehensiveness Rating Scale Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 5,196thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6,157thMost Influential: 6,687thMost Authoritarian: 6,843rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 7,614thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7,876thMost Conservative: 8,810thLargest Agricultural Sector: 9,568thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 11,206thTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 12,306thHighest Average Tax Rates: 15,042ndMost Corrupt Governments: 15,678thHealthiest Citizens: 16,702ndHighest Poor Incomes: 16,896thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 17,507thLargest Governments: 18,795thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 18,928thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 20,109th
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 23rd in the regionMost Income Equality: 25th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 32nd in the region

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