The Nuke Worshippers of Asukafari is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Tiger Mafia with an iron fist, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, keen interest in outer space, and enslaved workforce. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 24.902 billion Asukafarians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Law & Order and Spirituality also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Environment are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Wakaliwood. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.0%.

The powerhouse Asukafari economy, worth a remarkable 3,967 trillion Robert Mugabe Memorial Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Information Technology, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 159,324 Robert Mugabe Memorial Dollars, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 848,633 per year while the poor average 15,747, a ratio of 53.9 to 1.

On-call doctors who check their pagers during movies are banned from cinemas for life, judges are all-powerful, citizens try to pass off bottlecaps they found in their backyards as historical artifacts, and families consisting of more than three people are forced to split up. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Asukafari's national animal is the mzunga, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Asukafari is ranked 28,550^th in the world and 7^th in The Axis of Evil for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides, with 53.89 Rich To Poor Income Ratio.