by Max Barry

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Most Armed: 818thHighest Crime Rates: 912thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,190th
The Federal Republic of
Civil Rights Lovefest
Libertaera Bie Vuenaura
Big Brother of Pledge Conscription
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population7.582 billion

LeaderPresident Sean Cooper

Animalmourning dove

The Federal Republic of Asucki is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by President Sean Cooper with a fair hand, and notable for its infamous sell-swords, smutty television, and compulsory gun ownership. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 7.582 billion Asuckians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Novaera. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 50.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Asuckian economy, worth a remarkable 1,025 trillion florins a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Tourism. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 135,299 florins, with the richest citizens earning 7.5 times as much as the poorest.

Teenagers across the country are celebrating the defeat of a national curfew bill, cloning has been banned, chickens roam the streets freely, and the nation is renowned abroad for its love of blood and guts. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Asucki's national animal is the mourning dove, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Christianity.

Asucki is ranked 22,726th in the world and 5th in Teremara for Smartest Citizens, with 58.46 quips per hour.

Most Armed: 818thHighest Crime Rates: 912thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,190thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,335thRudest Citizens: 1,557thLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,641stTop
Most Cheerful Citizens: 3,033rdNicest Citizens: 3,214thMost Compassionate Citizens: 3,381stBest Weather: 3,406thMost Beautiful Environments: 3,603rdMost Cultured: 4,591stHighest Food Quality: 4,636thMost Devout: 4,670thLargest Retail Industry: 4,793rdMost Inclusive: 4,990thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 11,770thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 13,534thLargest Welfare Programs: 13,887thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 14,293rdTop
Largest Publishing Industry: 14,443rdMost Efficient Economies: 17,296thLargest Information Technology Sector: 17,434thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 19,171stMost Scientifically Advanced: 19,498thHighest Disposable Incomes: 19,695thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 20,475thLargest Black Market: 21,268thMost Advanced Public Education: 22,560thSmartest Citizens: 22,726thHighest Average Incomes: 24,452ndHighest Economic Output: 26,316thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 27,132nd
Most Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionTop
Highest Food Quality: 2nd in the regionMost Devout: 2nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 2nd in the regionMost Cultured: 2nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 2nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 2nd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 3rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 3rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 3rd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 3rd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Asucki lodged a message on the Teremara Regional Message Board.
  • : The Designated Overseer of Teremara Caretaker granted Border Control authority to Asucki as Big Brother of Pledge Conscription in Teremara.
  • : Asucki lodged a message on the Teremara Regional Message Board.
  • : Asucki was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Foreign Aid Spending.
  • : Asucki was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Nicest Citizens.
  • : Asucki's influence in Teremara rose from "Vassal" to "Truckler".
  • : Asucki was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Cheerful Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Asucki, the nation is renowned abroad for its love of blood and guts.
  • : Following new legislation in Asucki, chickens roam the streets freely.
  • : Following new legislation in Asucki, cloning has been banned.