The Federal Republic of Asucki is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by President Sean Cooper with a fair hand, and notable for its infamous sell-swords, smutty television, and compulsory gun ownership. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 7.582 billion Asuckians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Novaera. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 50.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Asuckian economy, worth a remarkable 1,025 trillion florins a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Tourism. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 135,299 florins, with the richest citizens earning 7.5 times as much as the poorest.

Teenagers across the country are celebrating the defeat of a national curfew bill, cloning has been banned, chickens roam the streets freely, and the nation is renowned abroad for its love of blood and guts. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Asucki's national animal is the mourning dove, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Christianity.

Asucki is ranked 22,726^th in the world and 5^th in Teremara for Smartest Citizens, with 58.46 quips per hour.