by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,852ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,892ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,462nd
The Federal Socialist Republic of
Left-wing Utopia
Paz y Trabayu
Civil Rights
Very Strong
Political Freedom
World Benchmark

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Population14.569 billion


AnimalCantabric Bear

The Federal Socialist Republic of Asturies-Llion is a gargantuan, cultured nation, renowned for its anti-smoking policies, frequent executions, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 14.569 billion Asturllionese are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, outspoken morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Uviéu. The average income tax rate is 90.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Asturllionese economy, worth a remarkable 1,064 trillion Maravedíns a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Trout Farming. Average income is 73,098 Maravedíns, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Evasive politicians don't fail to strongly commit to not committing to a course of non-inaction, anti-vaxxers claim that injected children are prone to psychotic breaks when they see the 'Queen of Diamonds' playing card, NPCs in MMORPGs regularly interrupt cutscenes with OOC reminders that they aren't real people, and light entertainment shows are light on actual entertainment. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Asturies-Llion's national animal is the Cantabric Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Asturies-Llion is ranked 3,581st in the world and 52nd in The Leftist Assembly for Least Corrupt Governments, with 95.56 Percentage Of Bribes Refused.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,852ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,892ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,462ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 3,484thLeast Corrupt Governments: 3,581stLargest Welfare Programs: 3,873rdSafest: 4,209thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 4,674thMost Influential: 5,341stMost Rebellious Youth: 5,605thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6,246thMost Pacifist: 6,652ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7,458thHighest Average Tax Rates: 8,221stBest Weather: 11,310thTop
Longest Average Lifespans: 12,485thHealthiest Citizens: 13,169thMost Beautiful Environments: 13,233rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 13,319thNicest Citizens: 13,927thMost Secular: 14,048thMost Advanced Public Education: 15,551stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 16,199thLargest Populations: 16,779thHighest Economic Output: 16,943rdLargest Governments: 17,460thMost Income Equality: 18,307thSmartest Citizens: 19,157thMost Inclusive: 19,527thMost Politically Free: 21,940thMost Subsidized Industry: 24,102nd
Largest Populations: 14th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 22nd in the regionTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 26th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 30th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 32nd in the regionSafest: 40th in the regionMost Politically Free: 43rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 43rd in the regionMost Stationary: 49th in the region

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