The Kingdom of Astraeon Imperium is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Emperor Solarius Astraeus with an iron fist, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, ritual sacrifices, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 1.179 billion Astraeonians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Astraeon City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 35.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Astraeonian economy, worth 188 trillion Stellars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an impressive 159,978 Stellars, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 590,214 per year while the poor average 30,598, a ratio of 19.3 to 1.

Half-submerged and flooded seaside hotels are technically still next to the beach, the newest shade developed by Astraeon Imperium's dye industry has been dubbed 'Agent Orange', a cat may look at a king and a dude can look at an ass, and the writing style of religious hymns often changes mid-stanza. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Astraeon Imperium's national animal is the The Starry Griffin, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Astraeonian Communion.

Astraeon Imperium is ranked 42,678^th in the world and 21^st in Mitteleuropa for Largest Governments, scoring 23.9 on the Bureaucratic Comprehensiveness Rating Scale Index.