Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3rd Most Scientifically Advanced: 7th Largest Gambling Industry: 8th
The Great Kingdom of
Father Knows Best State
The Friendly Dictatorship
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Hegemony
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Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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The Great Kingdom of Aston is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by The Great King Aston III with an iron fist, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, frequent executions, and unlimited-speed roads. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 30.602 billion Astonians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The minute, corrupt, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Environment and Welfare not funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Aston City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Astonian economy, worth an astonishing 20,242 trillion Branston Pickles a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Gambling, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is a breathtaking 661,485 Branston Pickles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Only toddlers and the elderly watch television before 23:00, morning coffees are no longer the same since the disappearance of newspapers, they say that The Great King Aston III's personal computer is full of naked pictures of the Emperor of Maxtopia, and self-driving cars obey the road rules even during emergencies. Crime is all-pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Aston's national animal is the Suffolk Punch, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Aston is ranked 159,588th in the world and 2nd in Suffolk for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 0.92 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.

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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 7thLargest Gambling Industry: 8thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 22ndLowest Overall Tax Burden: 30thMost Avoided: 31stHighest Economic Output: 32ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 33rdMost Secular: 33rdLargest Mining Sector: 37thHighest Poor Incomes: 42ndHighest Average Incomes: 49thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 53rdLargest Populations: 54thMost Corrupt Governments: 55thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 55thLargest Information Technology Sector: 59thFattest Citizens: 71stSmartest Citizens: 84thLargest Retail Industry: 87thLargest Publishing Industry: 91stRudest Citizens: 103rdLargest Agricultural Sector: 105thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 173rdLargest Cheese Export Sector: 213thHighest Crime Rates: 231stMost Armed: 232ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 246thLargest Insurance Industry: 249thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 261stMost Cultured: 266thLargest Black Market: 273rdLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 333rdMost Efficient Economies: 1,142ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,176thTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 4,306thHighest Drug Use: 4,497thTop
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Largest Governments: 9,367thMost Stationary: 12,166thMost Influential: 14,888th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Aston was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Influential.
  • : Following new legislation in Aston, self-driving cars obey the road rules even during emergencies.
  • : Following new legislation in Aston, they say that The Great King Aston III's personal computer is full of naked pictures of the Emperor of Maxtopia.
  • : Aston was reclassified from "Iron Fist Consumerists" to "Father Knows Best State".
  • : Following new legislation in Aston, morning coffees are no longer the same since the disappearance of newspapers.
  • : Following new legislation in Aston, only toddlers and the elderly watch television before 23:00.
  • : Aston was reclassified from "Father Knows Best State" to "Iron Fist Consumerists".
  • : Following new legislation in Aston, retail staff are trained to take both inside leg measurements and the lives of their enemies.
  • : Following new legislation in Aston, the Astonian Arts Council pays teenagers to sit through opera performances.
  • : Following new legislation in Aston, artists are pillars of society.

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