The Demokrakticßanion District of Astolfotopia is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Dumizzianu Ujakoi with an even hand, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, ubiquitous missile silos, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate population of 1.02 billion Montianities are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ukqtz Ana. The average income tax rate is 58.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Montianitie economy, worth 56.7 trillion Montianitie Dollars a year, is led by the Uranium Mining industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 55,564 Montianitie Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Dumizzianu Ujakoi has just been declared ruler of Astolfotopia in an international press conference, tower block residents are each held responsible for four square inches of front lawn, most of the population has had bad experiences with hoes, and the government has declined to declare any particular religion as its 'official' one. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Astolfotopia's national animal is the Montianitie Hawk, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Atheism.

Astolfotopia is ranked 164,893^rd in the world and 228^th in Institute of Cellulose for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -5.66 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.