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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 599th Most Influential: 1,195th Largest Cheese Export Sector: 2,544th
The Republic of
Democratic Socialists
Peace and Justice
Civil Rights
Very Strong
Political Freedom

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Population1.779 billion

LeaderWalter Patton


The Republic of Astionia is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Walter Patton with an even hand, and renowned for its otherworldly petting zoo, free-roaming dinosaurs, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 1.779 billion Astionians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Damond. The average income tax rate is 61.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Astionian economy, worth 125 trillion bitcoins a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 70,515 bitcoins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Royalist is the most offensive slur in the Astionian language, government crews work tirelessly to retake the suburbs from organized packs of raccoons, tourists are forbidden to enter Native Astionian lands, and fewer people are bathing as citizens must show ration stamps before they can turn on their faucets. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Astionia's national animal is the falcon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Astionia is ranked 67,411th in the world and 3,997th in The North Pacific for Most Secular, with 18.22 Atheism Rate.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 599thMost Influential: 1,195thTop
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 2,544thTop
Least Corrupt Governments: 8,891stBest Weather: 9,399thMost Beautiful Environments: 14,227thNicest Citizens: 14,235thMost Compassionate Citizens: 14,905thMost Inclusive: 14,922ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 15,514thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 15,731stLongest Average Lifespans: 16,073rd
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 116th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 446th in the regionTop
Most Influential: 493rd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 494th in the regionBest Weather: 533rd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 738th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 775th in the regionNicest Citizens: 781st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 831st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 855th in the regionMost Inclusive: 868th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 877th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 897th in the region

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