THE CONSERVATIVE UNITARY MOVEMENT (CUM)
Welcome to the Conservative Unitary Movement (CUM)! We are a conservative party that believes in freedom, progress, democracy, and other generic and meaningless buzzwords that don't translate well into the gameplay mechanics of NationStates. We barely offer any innovative ideas for how the region should be governed, and we also don't have a coherent set of actionable policies or specific goals, but who needs that anyways?
Please excuse our manifesto's crappy grammar.
- We believe in cock and ball torture
- We believe in invading foreign regions for fun
- We believe that all diplomats must experience cock and ball torture before being allowed in here