The Federal Socialist Republic of Astana-Anders is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Lord President Fide Thomas Rush with a fair hand, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, sprawling nuclear power plants, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.205 billion Astanais are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal government prioritizes Education, with Administration, Welfare, and Environment also on the agenda, while Defense and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Omni City. The average income tax rate is 95.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Astanai economy, worth 267 trillion Republican Credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 121,473 Republican Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Giggling teens are asked to put their mouths on rubber dolls, Brancalandian Brie isn't available anywhere in Astana-Anders, power to the people comes from the barrel of a gun, and citizens are exhausted from weekly general elections. Crime is totally unknown. Astana-Anders's national animal is the Fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Astana-Anders is ranked 40,906^th in the world and 7^th in Northern Utopia for Rudest Citizens, with 77.65 insults per minute.