The Republic of Assorted Hag Number 9 is a colossal, efficient nation, renowned for its compulsory vegetarianism, anti-smoking policies, and enforced nudity. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 5.312 billion Assorted Hag Number 9ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.
The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Defense. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 69.8%.
The frighteningly efficient Assorted Hag Number 9ian economy, worth 911 trillion bitcoins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Retail. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 171,608 bitcoins, with the richest citizens earning 5.5 times as much as the poorest.
The team in charge of creating a new writing system have spent months deciding whether or not to use serif or sans-serif characters, laughter while watching foreign diplomats disrobe tends to make diplomatic talks counterproductive, half-naked men feature prominently in official military materials, and parking's carefree without parking car fees. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Assorted Hag Number 9's national animal is the kangaroo, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Assorted Hag Number 9 is ranked 40,171st in the world and 400th in Eye for Lowest Crime Rates, with 77.62 law-abiding acts per hour.
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Assorted Hag Number 9 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Eco-Friendly Governments.
- : Following new legislation in Assorted Hag Number 9, parking's carefree without parking car fees.
- : Following new legislation in Assorted Hag Number 9, half-naked men feature prominently in official military materials.
- : Following new legislation in Assorted Hag Number 9, laughter while watching foreign diplomats disrobe tends to make diplomatic talks counterproductive.
- : Following new legislation in Assorted Hag Number 9, the team in charge of creating a new writing system have spent months deciding whether or not to use serif or sans-serif characters.
- : Following new legislation in Assorted Hag Number 9, most bitcoin coins are riddled with bite marks.
- : Following new legislation in Assorted Hag Number 9, the Police Surveillance Unit's motto is "Gotta Catch 'Em All".
- : Following new legislation in Assorted Hag Number 9, the government has hired out-of-work fashion designers to design purses for men.
- : Following new legislation in Assorted Hag Number 9, SPAM is illegal but spam is everywhere.
- : Following new legislation in Assorted Hag Number 9, supermarkets and large corporate farms are a thing of the past.
