The International Federation of Association Football is a massive, pleasant nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape and irreverence towards religion. The hard-working, democratic population of 2.97 billion Footballers have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Law & Order. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 11.0%.

The strong Footballer economy, worth 157 trillion soccer balls a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 53,110 soccer balls, with the richest citizens earning 5.6 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is relatively low. Association Football's national animal is the soccer, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Association Football is ranked 43,798^th in the world and 3^rd in Former United States of America for Least Corrupt Governments, with 93.8 Percentage Of Bribes Refused.