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Most Armed: 9,937thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 11,296thMost Valuable International Artwork: 15,027th
The Federal Republic of
Corrupt Dictatorship
Benelux Liebhaber
Influence
Superpower
Prime minister
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Very Strong
Political Freedom
Few

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Assassins BrotherHoodd

Population663 million

CapitalLuxembourg city

CurrencyEuros
AnimalCapybaras

The Federal Republic of Assassins BrotherHoodd is a huge, orderly nation, remarkable for its public floggings, irreverence towards religion, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 663 million Assassins BrotherHooddians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Luxembourg city. The average income tax rate is 36.5%.

The very strong Assassins BrotherHooddian economy, worth 63.5 trillion Euros a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 95,778 Euros, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.6 times as much as the poorest.

Retired racing Capybaras are served truffles for breakfast, guide dogs for the blind have been seen using government websites, ten-year-olds regularly found their own political parties, and escaped birthday balloons are torpedoed out of the sky. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Assassins BrotherHoodd's national animal is the Capybaras, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Assassins BrotherHoodd is ranked 42,620th in the world and 2nd in Luxembourgishfederation for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring 16,928.46 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.

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Most Armed: 9,937thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 11,296thTop
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 15,027thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 18,933rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 21,655th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Assassins BrotherHoodd, escaped birthday balloons are torpedoed out of the sky.
  • : Following new legislation in Assassins BrotherHoodd, ten-year-olds regularly found their own political parties.
  • : Assassins BrotherHoodd was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Mining Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Assassins BrotherHoodd, guide dogs for the blind have been seen using government websites.
  • : Following new legislation in Assassins BrotherHoodd, retired racing Capybaras are served truffles for breakfast.
  • : Following new legislation in Assassins BrotherHoodd, foreign policy is mostly just to smile and hope for the best.
  • : Assassins BrotherHoodd was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Authoritarian and Largest Mining Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Assassins BrotherHoodd, a baby's first breath is also a baby's first felony.
  • : Following new legislation in Assassins BrotherHoodd, former televangelists are often seen begging skateboarders for donations.
  • : Following new legislation in Assassins BrotherHoodd, the media have begun calling the government treasury "Leader's stash".

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