The MT Army Museum of ASS33 is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its compulsory military service, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, democratic population of 20.668 billion ASS33ians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Healthcare, and Education. The average income tax rate is 68.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but underdeveloped ASS33ian economy, worth 472 trillion Citas a year, is highly specialized and led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Arms Manufacturing, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 22,847 Citas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. ASS33's national animal is the Vippertooth Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

ASS33 is ranked 121,805^th in the world and 1^st in Allied Socialist States for Lowest Crime Rates, with 63.53 law-abiding acts per hour.