The Queendom of Asriu is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Neko with a fair hand, and renowned for its daily referendums, otherworldly petting zoo, and state-planned economy. The compassionate, democratic population of 18.405 billion Kitten enjoy great social freedoms and frequent elections, where the majority of the populace regularly votes to increase its benefits at the expense of various hapless minorities.
The medium-sized government prioritizes Education, although Administration, Healthcare, and Environment are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Neko Nest. The average income tax rate is 98.5%.
The frighteningly efficient Kitty economy, worth a remarkable 4,779 trillion Mous a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 259,707 Mous, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.
Schoolchildren on field trips are asked what torture means to them, builders across Asriu are blocked up with orders for new public loos, space has been brought down to earth with constellations of cancer cases across Asriu, and people accuse the government of being in bed with Big Safety. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Asriu's national animal is the Chick, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Asriu is ranked 1,727th in the world and 11th in The Glorious Nations of Iwaku for Lowest Crime Rates, with 145.57 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in
Asriu, people accuse the government of being in bed with Big Safety.
- : Following new legislation in Asriu, space has been brought down to earth with constellations of cancer cases across Asriu.
- : Following new legislation in Asriu, builders across Asriu are blocked up with orders for new public loos.
- : Following new legislation in Asriu, schoolchildren on field trips are asked what torture means to them.
- : Following new legislation in Asriu, editorials that criticize the government are legally obligated to display the "pants on fire" warning.
- : Following new legislation in Asriu, search-and-rescue organisations are the biggest employer in the country.
- : Following new legislation in Asriu, pre-takeoff checks last longer than the flights themselves.
- : Following new legislation in Asriu, the "Underwear of Women in Power" issue of The Neko Nest Times is sold out.
- : Asriu was reclassified from "Authoritarian Democracy" to "Tyranny by Majority".
- : Following new legislation in Asriu, quiet professionalism has returned to the nation's armed forces.
