The Armed Republic of Aspynaria is a gargantuan, efficient nation, notable for its burgeoning monkey population. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 19.495 billion Aspynarians enjoy frequent elections, which are uniformly corrupted by big-spending corporations buying politicians who best suit their interests.

The tiny, moralistic, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Welfare, and Healthcare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.8%.

The very strong Aspynarian economy, worth a remarkable 1,340 trillion Aspies a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Trout Farming, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 68,775 Aspies, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 210,095 per year while the poor average 17,450, a ratio of 12.0 to 1.

Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Aspynaria's national animal is the monkey, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Aspynaria is ranked 244,025^th in the world and 3^rd in Boriopa for Lowest Crime Rates, with 53.65 law-abiding acts per hour.