The United Socialist States of Asoliea is a massive, efficient nation, notable for its avant-garde cinema, public floggings, and aversion to nipples. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.051 billion Asolieans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Peking. The average income tax rate is 86.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Asoliean economy, worth 132 trillion RMBS a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 125,639 RMBS, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government prides itself on being smug and condescending to idiots, teenagers performing appendectomies on their friends has become a popular schoolyard prank, droves of former desperados are applying to join the border police, and school history books often refer to Leader as "that imperialist pig dog". Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Asoliea's national animal is the wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Asoliea is ranked 77,275^th in the world and 76^th in The Leftist Assembly for Largest Retail Industry, scoring 2,837.88 on the Shrinkwrap Consignment Productivity Index.