by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 328thMost Influential: 2,239thMost Valuable International Artwork: 3,620th
The Republic of
Left-wing Utopia
Life sucks
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Asoc lon

Population372 million


The Republic of Asoc lon is a huge, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its state-planned economy, daily referendums, and pith helmet sales. The compassionate, democratic population of 372 million Asoc lonians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 68.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Asoc lonian economy, worth 37.0 trillion pirams a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 99,506 pirams, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Dog owners proudly declare that their pups can predict when the mailman will arrive, poaching has been on the rise after animals from the nation's zoos were released into the wild, the nation's leading climatologists are investigating animal flatulence in efforts to reduce methane emissions, and tourists on boat cruises can't figure out why they smell so fishy afterward. Crime is totally unknown. Asoc lon's national animal is the wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Asoc lon is ranked 17,645th in the world and 916th in The North Pacific for Longest Average Lifespans, with 90.34 Years.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 328thTop
Most Influential: 2,239thMost Valuable International Artwork: 3,620thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 4,600thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 4,870thMost Pacifist: 7,492ndSafest: 7,550thMost Compassionate Citizens: 8,952ndNicest Citizens: 9,744thTop
Most Inclusive: 10,917thLargest Welfare Programs: 11,623rdLargest Publishing Industry: 12,542ndMost Politically Free: 13,634thHighest Poor Incomes: 14,810thLongest Average Lifespans: 17,645thHealthiest Citizens: 18,032ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 19,448thMost Cultured: 19,478thMost Secular: 20,001stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 20,442ndSmartest Citizens: 20,464th
Most Politically Free: 216th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 235th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 239th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 264th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 340th in the regionSafest: 408th in the regionMost Pacifist: 416th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 495th in the regionTop
Largest Welfare Programs: 522nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 530th in the regionMost Inclusive: 606th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 627th in the regionMost Influential: 739th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 767th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 796th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 896th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 916th in the regionMost Cultured: 928th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1,004th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Asoc lon, tourists on boat cruises can't figure out why they smell so fishy afterward.
  • : Following new legislation in Asoc lon, the nation's leading climatologists are investigating animal flatulence in efforts to reduce methane emissions.
  • : Asoc lon endorsed The Republic of Pokemanland.
  • : Asoc lon was endorsed by The Republic of Pokemanland.
  • : Following new legislation in Asoc lon, poaching has been on the rise after animals from the nation's zoos were released into the wild.
  • : Asoc lon was reclassified from "Civil Rights Lovefest" to "Left-wing Utopia".
  • : Asoc lon voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Military Identification Tag Act"".
  • : Asoc lon was reclassified from "New York Times Democracy" to "Civil Rights Lovefest".
  • : Following new legislation in Asoc lon, dog owners proudly declare that their pups can predict when the mailman will arrive.
  • : Following new legislation in Asoc lon, the nation grinds to a halt on the anniversary of every marginally noteworthy event.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 334 » Shibutani, Dreadton, Castle Federation, Territorio di Nessuno, Corfad, PortvgaI, Noahs Second Country, Guer Aike, Pallaith, McMasterdonia, Northern Strandona, Frances Francis the First of France, Siwale, El Fiji Grande, Hamerica, Aoncarpa, 1 very fast endotarter, New Lakemba, Marinxa, Zzozona, Saperisole, Fauzjhia, Praeceps, Timothea, Dabarastan, Seenvorland, Pazair, Ethnon, The Serdey Islands, Notyoutopia, Ihese, Eri-Maqa-Ena, Daiz, Dar es Saalam, Koda-Land, Newpromisedland, Sundred, The Rhein States, Westinor, Interdimensional Zone, Xagill, Great Bights Mum, Sikol, Empy, Xentherida, Omnistria, Miragnac, Sunto, Yaorozu, Ver Testua, and 284 others.The Pantheons, North Bratislava, Sil Dorsett, Orado, SherpDaWerp in TNP, Korovan Isles, Iztocna Slavija, Valentine Z, Hoglands, The Iron Lions, Wisconsota, Valhalla123, Frostcell, The Tampa Bay Rays, Plutayah, Confederacy of Antarctica, Zumlandia, Palgo, Selfgradatude, Tachycardia, Former English Colony, I Like Killing people, Prydania, Bengal Empir, Antworship, PotatoFarmers, Libertania Democratica, Brucklania, Necromonia, Partax, Shinjuku tokyo 0, Azzarel, Advancia-Sizzletown, Nordic-British Union, Wilkshire, The Most Freedom Ever, The Discipled, 5 kingdoms of Britannia, The Calabash Protectorate, East Supple Lund, Simone Republic, Guepo, Pleroma Sans Romans, Chukstik Illahi, Zokk, Walter Jackson, Moose repupblic, Old Emporia, Gilakistan, Lemonbiscuits, Fascist Democracy, Ice and Tinian, Esplandia, Malta Comino Gozo, The Sinclarian Provinces, Minuda, Cors Evia, Banabistan, The Windmilluminati, SORT, Rad Lads, Kranostav, Soviet Terran, Lazadonil, Lorigia, Wooleystan, Arimbia, Detrivania, The Bureaucratic Territories, Riversedge, Xatin, Supreme Leader Hadrian, The English Alliance, Marmiedon, Rainengrad, Phoronu, Sunaiya, United States of Americanas, French Bananastan, Solmetria, Unsophisticate, Miamington, Panama Coalition, Anna Airters, Aeolist, Dicko, Warsaw-Halicz, Manticore utopia, Vexilia, Dopeland420, Sea Ghost, David Davidson, The AP Republic, Itallitopia, Preble, Abject Ludicrosity, Kocherian, Hopsin, LostLegion, Tianqing, Unshleepd, United States of Medford, Freyford, Vincone Cae, Independent Halls, Kulgatha, Zupla, Wineclaw, Srpski Novo Zelandjani, BrightFutures, Karazan, North Armatas, Ilisseia, Yalgora, Yukti, Blackphir, Clan Spaniel, The Empire of the Clarence, Terban Kedah, Aeurithianar, Dakota Territories, Thenationofthesun, The Endless Eventide, Lyethlenora, Phualand, Yokciq Empire, Serendipita Martia, Kundam, Solskjar, TJUN-ia, Immenium, Fevens, KhalChicken, Drutopia Insomnia, Wallachian People, Texas States, The New Communist Republic Of States, Rhelmwych, Jellies Island, Olofin, Singamadri, Central Ryal, Vesuva, Sile Maungistan, Abonland, Kamohoalii, Cinnibar, Dangine, Irishvan, The Real Ram Ranch, Amblegreserland, United Federation of Technocrats, JMingozela, Fel Imass, Greater Chimeran Union, Holy Oranz, Logovets, Varisland, Altivia, Keistann Ray, Cape Flower, Palmasas, The True Frog, Jovian Knights, Etanur, Mitrace, Sebatopia, Quentiam Viventem, Cloydicia, Kappacon, Schnuftelland, German Spitsbergen, Cowbridge, Mynameageoff, Anungu, Zecit, Zixu, Godwanna, Centromuria, Australian Socialist Commonwealths, Grue, Methor, Memenaide, Abiswashyo-bhumi, Eteles, Nationeer, Elbiria, North Novkia, East Wushen, The Kingdom and Realm of Anubis, Solcius, Democratie, The Lucky but Unfortunate Wanderers, New Avian, Calamazo, Eschatosia, Victorian Atlantis, Union of the Oriental States, Mimia, Venezuelia, Volstokn, Rumagna, Iron Cladia, Khoik, Wolvenland, VietAnhland, Gurou, Tyroshh, Revolutionary Sealand, Austral States of America, Dylanana, Fredericksborg, The Gamer Party, Maynilan, Potatolandium, Ausnakulia, Bojacks and Jills, Fendlium, Ihsan, Kobagia, Seanat, Fizban, Psychotic Vegans, United Draconia, Aroa, Alamei, Dadastan Archipelago, Innocentic, Pauliestien, Joodey, Lucedeia, Orenmark, The Brunchovian Republic of Pina Colada, Avastate, Arquadea, Ivy Rekkia, Arbor Marshes, Plangainer, Lionia, Aingard, Zankioa, Matea, Florantia, Arichia, United Asgardian States, Eywaan, Zeternia, Saint Alaric, Gunits, Vernest Quill, Free Nation of Hong Kong, Highton Islands, Borsukia, Principia Mathematica, New Jamgra, Damsmel, Nouvelle-Floride, Unimaginable Doom, Maclare, Shadowrik, The New Cordian Empire, New Pruessen, Xyrron, Estandarte, Nistriabar, Madjack, Ravendi, Eastern Cous Empria, Protonfield, Kragsgale, Kenaniahistan, Mardessa, The Federal Republic of Scouseland, Xipher, Buckhem, Astal Aavors, Amerian States, Illusia and Neverendia, Erubetia, Andexia, WeKnow, Moubarakistan, Frahnkzaden, and Pokemanland.

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