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Largest Insurance Industry: 3,372ndMost Conservative: 23,553rd
The Federal Republic of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Strength Through Freedom
Influence
Nipper
Region
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Good
Political Freedom
Few

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Asnal

Population131 million

Currencylira
AnimalLion

The Federal Republic of Asnal is a very large, orderly nation, notable for its frequent executions, compulsory military service, and suspicion of poets. The hard-working, cynical population of 131 million Asnalians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. The average income tax rate is 23.2%.

The Asnalian economy, worth 7.57 trillion lire a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Door-to-door Insurance Sales industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Cheese Exports, and Tourism. Average income is 57,762 lire, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.0 times as much as the poorest.

Military training in Asnal emphasizes the tactical advantages of stabbing backs, the police have been known to wiretap confessional boxes, orphans would rather live their life of luxury than be adopted by prospective parents, and 4-year-olds studying for their mathematics exams are anxious that they will be unemployable in adulthood if they fail. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Asnal's national animal is the Lion, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Asnal is ranked 157,523rd in the world and 332nd in Refugia for Most Income Equality, scoring 25.08 on the Marx-Engels Emancipation Scale.

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Largest Insurance Industry: 3,372ndTop
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Most Conservative: 23,553rd
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Largest Insurance Industry: 3rd in the regionTop
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Most Conservative: 19th in the regionTop
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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 33rd in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 35th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Asnal's influence in Refugia rose from "Newcomer" to "Nipper".
  • : Asnal's influence in Refugia rose from "Hatchling" to "Newcomer".
  • : Following new legislation in Asnal, 4-year-olds studying for their mathematics exams are anxious that they will be unemployable in adulthood if they fail.
  • : Following new legislation in Asnal, orphans would rather live their life of luxury than be adopted by prospective parents.
  • : Following new legislation in Asnal, the police have been known to wiretap confessional boxes.
  • : Following new legislation in Asnal, military training in Asnal emphasizes the tactical advantages of stabbing backs.
  • : Following new legislation in Asnal, the Asnalian Arts Council pays teenagers to sit through opera performances.
  • : Following new legislation in Asnal, tie-dye has been outlawed for being 'too occult'.
  • : Asnal was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Conservative.
  • : Following new legislation in Asnal, telling someone to 'break a leg' is considered a criminal inducement to self harm.

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