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Highest Crime Rates: 3,034thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3,624thFattest Citizens: 4,132nd
The Republic of
Capitalist Paradise
The nature of man is to be free
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Below Average

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Asiopolmia

Population1.983 billion

CapitalDal new
LeaderEdward Kol

CurrencyAsiopolmian Note
AnimalGoat

The Republic of Asiopolmia is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Edward Kol with an even hand, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, ubiquitous missile silos, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 1.983 billion Asiopolmia Notes are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small, corrupt government is dominated by the Department of Defense, with Industry and Education also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dal new. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Asiopolmian economy, worth 210 trillion Asiopolmian Notes a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Gambling, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 106,204 Asiopolmian Notes, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 419,592 per year while the poor average 18,199, a ratio of 23.1 to 1.

Record sales of 'child-whacking sticks' have been reported, politicians are often seen with soldiers pointing guns at their heads, students in Asiopolmia's schools rarely attend their classes, and commemoration of the Great Confederation of Corrupt Dictators War costs almost as much as the war itself. Crime is pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Asiopolmia's national animal is the Goat, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Asiopolmia is ranked 21,615th in the world and 68th in Confederation of Corrupt Dictators for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 4,924.16 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

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Highest Crime Rates: 3,034thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3,624thFattest Citizens: 4,132ndMost Avoided: 5,511thRudest Citizens: 5,582ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 6,253rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 7,405thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7,420thMost Armed: 8,699thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 8,969thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 8,980thLargest Retail Industry: 10,444thMost Valuable International Artwork: 11,818thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 11,881stTop
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Largest Gambling Industry: 13,705thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 15,779thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 15,919thMost Patriotic: 18,418thLargest Insurance Industry: 21,615thMost Devout: 23,512th
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Highest Crime Rates: 7th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 17th in the regionTop
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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 23rd in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 23rd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 23rd in the regionFattest Citizens: 25th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 25th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 29th in the regionRudest Citizens: 32nd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 33rd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 35th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Asiopolmia, commemoration of the Great Confederation of Corrupt Dictators War costs almost as much as the war itself.
  • : Following new legislation in Asiopolmia, students in Asiopolmia's schools rarely attend their classes.
  • : Following new legislation in Asiopolmia, politicians are often seen with soldiers pointing guns at their heads.
  • : Following new legislation in Asiopolmia, record sales of 'child-whacking sticks' have been reported.
  • : Following new legislation in Asiopolmia, nobody is allowed to stop the local daycare from reading Nietzsche to pre-schoolers.
  • : Asiopolmia voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "World Assembly Headquarters"".
  • : Asiopolmia voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Condemn Wickedly evil people".
  • : Asiopolmia voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Omnibus Due Process Act".
  • : Asiopolmia was endorsed by The Empire of Great Morningstar.
  • : Following new legislation in Asiopolmia, science centers and state of the art laboratories are ubiquitous.

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