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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 212th Largest Welfare Programs: 292nd Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 422nd
The Great Empire of
Iron Fist Socialists
Believe in the Sovereign and meet Paradise
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population14.459 billion

LeaderImperator Asinarath


The Great Empire of Asinland is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Imperator Asinarath with an iron fist, and notable for its museums and concert halls, compulsory military service, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cynical population of 14.459 billion Asinlandiar are ruled with an iron fist by the socialist government, which grants its people the freedom to do whatever they like so long as it doesn't involve getting richer than anybody else or challenging the government.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, well-organized morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Chaosphere. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Asinlandian economy, worth a remarkable 2,997 trillion asis a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 207,302 asis, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Birth rates have hit an all-time low, unpopular cops are fired at a moment's notice by the citizens they police, elevator music has been replaced by thrash metal played at maximum volume, and criminals and college students are taking an interest in the government's new weed-killing program. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Asinland's national animal is the knork, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Chaos.

Asinland is ranked 76,970th in the world and 111th in The Alliance of Dictators for Largest Black Market, with 453 billion Standard Monetary Units.

Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 212thLargest Welfare Programs: 292ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 422ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 427thHighest Average Tax Rates: 542ndLowest Crime Rates: 606thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 635thMost Advanced Public Education: 689thLargest Governments: 717thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,382ndMost Cultured: 1,423rdTop
Most Developed: 1,682ndHighest Poor Incomes: 1,711thMost Inclusive: 1,775thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,838thSmartest Citizens: 2,123rdMost Influential: 2,195thMost Pacifist: 2,379thMost Efficient Economies: 2,413thMost Beautiful Environments: 2,488thHealthiest Citizens: 2,533rdMost Corrupt Governments: 2,583rdMost Stationary: 2,774thLongest Average Lifespans: 2,905thMost Subsidized Industry: 3,000thHighest Economic Output: 3,275thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,476thHighest Average Incomes: 5,098thLargest Publishing Industry: 5,968thMost Compassionate Citizens: 6,133rdSafest: 6,394thNicest Citizens: 6,843rdTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 7,565thBest Weather: 9,075thMost Scientifically Advanced: 9,760thLargest Populations: 10,339thMost Secular: 12,711th
Most Pacifist: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionTop
Most Inclusive: 2nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2nd in the regionMost Developed: 3rd in the regionMost Influential: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 3rd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 3rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 3rd in the regionMost Cultured: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 4th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 5th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 5th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 6th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 6th in the regionSafest: 6th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 6th in the regionTop
Highest Poor Incomes: 8th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 10th in the regionBest Weather: 10th in the regionMost Stationary: 10th in the regionLargest Governments: 11th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 11th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 12th in the regionNudest: 14th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 14th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Asinland was endorsed by The Armed Republic of Walkerfort.
  • : Asinland voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Prohibit Private Prisons".
  • : Following new legislation in Asinland, criminals and college students are taking an interest in the government's new weed-killing program.
  • : Asinland was endorsed by The Theocracy of Terlanagli Army.
  • : Asinland voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Common Territories".
  • : Asinland voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Prevention of Mutually assured destruction".
  • : Asinland was endorsed by The Theocracy of Jesusnia.
  • : Asinland voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Woonsocket".
  • : Asinland voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Condemn The Land of Kings and Emperors".
  • : Following new legislation in Asinland, elevator music has been replaced by thrash metal played at maximum volume.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 7 » TorNaGul, Independent Federation of Croatia, Veradax, Rivgalia, Jesusnia, Terlanagli Army, and Walkerfort.

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