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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 165thLargest Welfare Programs: 267thMost Advanced Public Transport: 312th
The Great Empire of
Iron Fist Socialists
Believe in the Sovereign and meet Paradise
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population18.872 billion

LeaderImperator Asinarath


The Great Empire of Asinland is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Imperator Asinarath with an iron fist, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, state-planned economy, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cynical population of 18.872 billion Asinlandiar are ruled with an iron fist by the socialist government, which grants its people the freedom to do whatever they like so long as it doesn't involve getting richer than anybody else or challenging the government.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, liberal, well-organized morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Chaosphere. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Asinlandian economy, worth a remarkable 3,758 trillion asis a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is an impressive 199,183 asis, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Former weapons designers now boast about their non-jamming semi-automatic nail guns, one-man canoes fitted with the latest tracking technology leave no room for one man, the dish 'poisson avec poison' is only available on the black market, and gambling is outlawed. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Asinland's national animal is the knork, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Chaos.

Asinland is ranked 3,930th in the world and 139th in Balder for Most Corrupt Governments, with 203.69 kickbacks per hour.

Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 165thLargest Welfare Programs: 267thMost Advanced Public Transport: 312thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 320thHighest Average Tax Rates: 566thMost Advanced Public Education: 612thLowest Crime Rates: 687thLargest Governments: 827thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 989thMost Developed: 1,121stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,143rdLongest Average Lifespans: 1,337thMost Cultured: 1,487thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,663rdHighest Food Quality: 1,896thTop
Smartest Citizens: 2,252ndMost Beautiful Environments: 2,341stMost Inclusive: 2,367thHealthiest Citizens: 2,627thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,923rdMost Patriotic: 3,137thHighest Economic Output: 3,490thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,614thMost Corrupt Governments: 3,930thMost Subsidized Industry: 4,159thSafest: 5,641stBest Weather: 6,723rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 6,830thHighest Average Incomes: 6,946thLargest Publishing Industry: 7,025thNicest Citizens: 7,449thLargest Populations: 9,560thMost Scientifically Advanced: 10,428thTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 10,961stMost Efficient Economies: 11,085thMost Influential: 14,163rdMost Secular: 14,889thMost Income Equality: 19,667th
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 7th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 7th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 7th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 12th in the regionLargest Governments: 13th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 15th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 18th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 23rd in the regionMost Developed: 24th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 32nd in the regionMost Cultured: 34th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 42nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 45th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 51st in the regionMost Inclusive: 57th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 62nd in the regionTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 72nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 76th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 80th in the regionMost Patriotic: 92nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 96th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 106th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 125th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 139th in the regionMost Influential: 143rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 170th in the regionLargest Populations: 237th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 269th in the regionSafest: 289th in the regionBest Weather: 300th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 302nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 321st in the regionNicest Citizens: 342nd in the regionTop
Most Stationary: 369th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 427th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 464th in the regionMost Income Equality: 576th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 577th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Asinland was endorsed by The People's Republic of Proton City.
  • : Asinland was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Food Quality and the Top 5% for Most Patriotic.
  • : Asinland voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Fairness in Elections".
  • : Asinland was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : Asinland was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : Asinland was endorsed by The United States of The Republic of Abe.
  • : Asinland voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Protecting Native Prairies and Grasslands"".
  • : Asinland voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Condemn the Pacific"".
  • : Asinland voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Protecting Imprisoned Youths".
  • : Asinland voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Deadeye Jack".


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 3 » Onder Kelkia, North East Somerset, and Proton City.

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