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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 213thLargest Welfare Programs: 295thMost Advanced Public Transport: 396th
The Great Empire of
Iron Fist Socialists
Believe in the Sovereign and meet Paradise
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Population16.577 billion

LeaderImperator Asinarath


The Great Empire of Asinland is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Imperator Asinarath with an iron fist, and notable for its smutty television, national health service, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cynical population of 16.577 billion Asinlandiar are ruled with an iron fist by the socialist government, which grants its people the freedom to do whatever they like so long as it doesn't involve getting richer than anybody else or challenging the government.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, well-organized morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Chaosphere. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Asinlandian economy, worth a remarkable 3,436 trillion asis a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 207,303 asis, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Asinlandian tourists are encouraged to hand out spare condoms to locals while on vacation, citizens frequently duel to decide who gets to go for jury duty, left-wing militias train children how to properly burn down banks, and the family summer vacation has become a thing of the past following the introduction of the year-round school year. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Asinland's national animal is the knork, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Chaos.

Asinland is ranked 206,243rd in the world and 7,290th in Balder for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -24.21 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 213thLargest Welfare Programs: 295thMost Advanced Public Transport: 396thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 399thHighest Average Tax Rates: 561stLowest Crime Rates: 642ndMost Advanced Public Education: 686thLargest Governments: 760thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 853rdMost Developed: 1,090thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,330thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,426thMost Cultured: 1,487thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,813thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,875thMost Inclusive: 2,051stTop
Smartest Citizens: 2,213thMost Beautiful Environments: 2,449thHealthiest Citizens: 2,644thMost Corrupt Governments: 2,964thHighest Economic Output: 3,345thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,737thMost Subsidized Industry: 3,853rdHighest Average Incomes: 5,743rdSafest: 6,145thLargest Publishing Industry: 6,562ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 7,020thNicest Citizens: 7,754thBest Weather: 8,570thMost Scientifically Advanced: 9,827thLargest Populations: 9,970thMost Efficient Economies: 10,377thTop
Most Secular: 14,625thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 15,899thMost Influential: 19,592ndMost Income Equality: 19,689th
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 5th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 9th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 15th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 15th in the regionLargest Governments: 18th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 20th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 23rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 27th in the regionMost Developed: 28th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 39th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 40th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 42nd in the regionMost Cultured: 50th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 64th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 64th in the regionMost Inclusive: 73rd in the regionTop
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 81st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 86th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 106th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 106th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 117th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 134th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 146th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 186th in the regionMost Influential: 224th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 235th in the regionLargest Populations: 258th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 315th in the regionSafest: 340th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 348th in the regionTop
Nicest Citizens: 385th in the regionBest Weather: 441st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 477th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 489th in the regionMost Income Equality: 571st in the regionMost Stationary: 674th in the regionMost Secular: 707th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Asinland voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Military Identification Tag Act"".
  • : Asinland voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Fair Arbitration Act".
  • : Asinland voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Condemn Australian rePublic".
  • : Asinland voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Commend The Salaxalans".
  • : Asinland voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Standards On Police Accountability".
  • : Asinland voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Apulita".
  • : Asinland voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Regulating Desalination".
  • : Asinland was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Smartest Citizens.
  • : Asinland voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Commend 9003".
  • : Asinland voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Proper Hygiene For Medical Instruments".


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 2 » Onder Kelkia and North East Somerset.

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