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Largest Black Market: 511th Most Subsidized Industry: 625th Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 788th
The Greater Philippine Bayan of
Compulsory Consumerist State
Isang diyos, Isang bayan, Isang diwa
Influence
Sprat
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Asigna

Population8.05 billion

CapitalBayan City
LeaderPunong Terten and Heneral Eluide
FaithOne true Church of the Holy Truth

CurrencyPeso
AnimalAgila

The Greater Philippine Bayan of Asigna is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Punong Terten and Heneral Eluide with an iron fist, and notable for its digital currency, otherworldly petting zoo, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 8.05 billion Bayan Filipinos are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The medium-sized, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bayan City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 73.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Bayan Filipino economy, worth a remarkable 2,583 trillion Pesos a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Book Publishing, Retail, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 320,909 Pesos, with the richest citizens earning 9.6 times as much as the poorest.

Census workers are having a hard time figuring out who is actually living in Asigna after the ban on emigration was lifted, mystics are claiming that a simultaneous rise in scepticism and education budgets is correlation rather than causation, stun grenade flashes and assault weapon fire form the expected nocturnal soundscape of Asigna, and the state aims to prevent terrorism by committing acts of terror against suspected aggressors. Crime is totally unknown. Asigna's national animal is the Agila, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is One true Church of the Holy Truth.

Asigna is ranked 3,164th in the world and 16th in Greater Dienstad for Most Efficient Economies, scoring 100 on the Krugman-Greenspan Business Outlook Index.

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Largest Black Market: 511thMost Subsidized Industry: 625thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 788thLargest Information Technology Sector: 967thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,015thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,050thHighest Average Incomes: 1,159thTop
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 1,746thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,876thMost Corrupt Governments: 2,185thMost Rebellious Youth: 2,266thLargest Retail Industry: 2,642ndMost Cultured: 2,815thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,982ndMost Efficient Economies: 3,164thHighest Economic Output: 3,741stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3,954thFattest Citizens: 4,181stLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 4,195thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 4,200thSmartest Citizens: 4,294thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,979thLargest Mining Sector: 5,239thLargest Governments: 5,450thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5,473rdMost Inclusive: 5,529thMost Avoided: 6,424thMost Advanced Public Education: 6,846thLargest Welfare Programs: 6,975thMost Secular: 7,245thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 7,410thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 8,278thTop
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8,422ndLargest Gambling Industry: 8,642ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 9,577thMost Developed: 10,176thHighest Poor Incomes: 10,661stRudest Citizens: 10,883rdLargest Insurance Industry: 10,979thMost Advanced Public Transport: 12,964thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 14,169thMost Pro-Market: 15,946th
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Most Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 3rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Black Market: 4th in the regionTop
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 5th in the regionMost Cultured: 5th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 5th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 5th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 5th in the regionMost Inclusive: 6th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6th in the regionMost Secular: 7th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 8th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 8th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 8th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 8th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 8th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 9th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 9th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 9th in the regionFattest Citizens: 9th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Asigna, the state aims to prevent terrorism by committing acts of terror against suspected aggressors.
  • : Following new legislation in Asigna, stun grenade flashes and assault weapon fire form the expected nocturnal soundscape of Asigna.
  • : Following new legislation in Asigna, mystics are claiming that a simultaneous rise in scepticism and education budgets is correlation rather than causation.
  • : Following new legislation in Asigna, census workers are having a hard time figuring out who is actually living in Asigna after the ban on emigration was lifted.
  • : Following new legislation in Asigna, carefully-staged grief is displayed by Punong Terten and Heneral Eluide after national disasters.
  • : Asigna was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Avoided and the Top 10% for Most Pro-Market.
  • : Following new legislation in Asigna, pirates armed with sonar-guided semi-autonomous torpedos and laser weapons systems are often seen capturing fishing trawlers.
  • : Following new legislation in Asigna, the nation's endangered species are no longer endangered.
  • : Following new legislation in Asigna, nuclear warheads are frequently launched into space as a warning to invading meteoroids.
  • : Following new legislation in Asigna, Bayan Filipinos refer to transgender people with insults instead of pronouns.

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