Population | 2.811 billion |
Capital | Shishi |
Leader | Lady Ashi |
Faith | Whatever |
Currency | Gold Lotus |
Animal | Vampire Pufferfish |
The Holy Red Ronin Girl of Ashizuri is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Lady Ashi with a fair hand, and remarkable for its frequent executions, zero percent divorce rate, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, democratic, devout population of 2.811 billion Ashizurians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.
The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Shishi. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 53.9%.
The frighteningly efficient Ashizurian economy, worth 598 trillion Gold Lotuses a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Retail, Gambling, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 212,917 Gold Lotuses, with the richest citizens earning 7.0 times as much as the poorest.
Talking during class is a gateway to lifelong drug addiction, the nation's navy has been named the scourge of the seven thousand seas, crowds of flag-burning protesters tend to accidentally become crowds of burning protesters, and cogitators and mass debaters are skiving off work to hang around the National Symposium Park. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Ashizuri's national animal is the Vampire Pufferfish, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Whatever.
Ashizuri is ranked 17,251st in the world and 25th in Eientei Gensokyo for Most Beautiful Environments, with 1,193.49 pounds of wildlife per square mile.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Ashizuri, cogitators and mass debaters are skiving off work to hang around the National Symposium Park.
- : Following new legislation in Ashizuri, crowds of flag-burning protesters tend to accidentally become crowds of burning protesters.
- : Ashizuri was reclassified from "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy" to "New York Times Democracy".
- : Following new legislation in Ashizuri, the nation's navy has been named the scourge of the seven thousand seas.
- : Following new legislation in Ashizuri, talking during class is a gateway to lifelong drug addiction.
- : Ashizuri was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Best Weather.
- : Ashizuri was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Cheerful Citizens.
- : Following new legislation in Ashizuri, citizens finish cleaning up after the annual National Treasure Hunt just in time for the next one.
- : Following new legislation in Ashizuri, Jennifer Government is a bestseller.
- : Following new legislation in Ashizuri, group hugs break out during floor votes.