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Ashenov

Population5.525 billion

CapitalBelgrade
LeaderPresident Piotr Dragovic

CurrencyAshenovian Ruble
AnimalBrown Bear

The Socialist Federal Republic of Ashenov is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by President Piotr Dragovic with a fair hand, and remarkable for its frequent executions, keen interest in outer space, and smutty television. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 5.525 billion Ashenovians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Healthcare, Environment, and Welfare are also considered important, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Belgrade. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Ashenovian economy, worth a remarkable 1,427 trillion Ashenovian Rubles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 258,395 Ashenovian Rubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government officially wants you to slow down and speak more clearly, spoiler warnings are now given out before political speeches, the government funds large training centres to turn Brown Bears into functioning members of society, and political talk shows often have children as guests whenever they need commentary on world religions. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ashenov's national animal is the Brown Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Ashenov is ranked 163,081st in the world and 256th in USSD for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -9.49 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.

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Most Inclusive: 138thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 174thMost Advanced Public Education: 248thMost Compassionate Citizens: 266thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 266thNicest Citizens: 266thMost Advanced Public Transport: 279thLargest Welfare Programs: 303rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 305thHighest Average Tax Rates: 306thSafest: 307thLeast Corrupt Governments: 308thMost Developed: 321stMost Pacifist: 358thHighest Poor Incomes: 371stLargest Governments: 395thMost Cultured: 403rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 418thLongest Average Lifespans: 419thSmartest Citizens: 458thMost Cheerful Citizens: 513thLowest Crime Rates: 531stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 572ndMost Subsidized Industry: 634thMost Beautiful Environments: 654thLargest Publishing Industry: 768thHealthiest Citizens: 886thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,029thTop
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Best Weather: 1,883rdHighest Average Incomes: 2,345thMost Influential: 2,833rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,241stLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,549thMost Income Equality: 5,102ndMost Rebellious Youth: 5,523rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5,842ndMost Secular: 5,874thMost Efficient Economies: 6,017thHighest Economic Output: 7,946thTop
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Nudest: 8,694thMost Politically Free: 12,562ndMost Stationary: 14,897thMost Extreme: 15,707th
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Largest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 2nd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 2nd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Cultured: 2nd in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 3rd in the regionMost Developed: 3rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3rd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3rd in the regionLargest Governments: 3rd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 3rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 3rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 3rd in the regionSafest: 3rd in the regionMost Stationary: 3rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 3rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4th in the regionMost Pacifist: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 4th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 4th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 4th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 4th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 5th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 5th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6th in the regionBest Weather: 6th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6th in the regionLargest Populations: 9th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 10th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 11th in the regionMost Influential: 11th in the regionTop
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Most Politically Free: 14th in the regionNudest: 19th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 21st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Ashenov, political talk shows often have children as guests whenever they need commentary on world religions.
  • : Following new legislation in Ashenov, the government funds large training centres to turn Brown Bears into functioning members of society.
  • : Ashenov was endorsed by The Soviet Socialist States of Snakestotska.
  • : Following new legislation in Ashenov, spoiler warnings are now given out before political speeches.
  • : Ashenov endorsed The Dear Leader of Vetelo.
  • : Ashenov was endorsed by The Dear Leader of Vetelo.
  • : Following new legislation in Ashenov, the government officially wants you to slow down and speak more clearly.
  • : Following new legislation in Ashenov, the government is promoting multicultural values with the new 'Just Be Nice, OK?' initiative.
  • : Following new legislation in Ashenov, elections have become procedural nightmares due to voters persistently rejecting candidates.
  • : Following new legislation in Ashenov, one does not simply walk into the tundra.

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