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Largest Welfare Programs: 4,501stMost Cheerful Citizens: 7,842ndMost Devout: 8,605th
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Asgards Deutsches Reich

Population1.223 billion

CapitalBerlin
LeaderÓđinn
FaithÁsatrú

CurrencyMark
AnimalDragon

The Empire of Asgards Deutsches Reich is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Óđinn with an even hand, and notable for its compulsory military service, public floggings, and smutty television. The compassionate, devout population of 1.223 billion Deutsche are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Berlin. The average income tax rate is 87.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Deutsch economy, worth 117 trillion Marks a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 95,920 Marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Armed security details escort librarians to their homes, school teachers check the staff room for hidden webcams before complaining about rebellious students, the government regularly publishes lengthy reports on its own excessive recordkeeping, and birth announcements often also serve as death announcements. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Asgards Deutsches Reich's national animal is the Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Ásatrú.

Asgards Deutsches Reich is ranked 28,954th in the world and 1st in United European Union for Smartest Citizens, with 49.9 quips per hour.

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Largest Welfare Programs: 4,501stMost Cheerful Citizens: 7,842ndMost Devout: 8,605thNicest Citizens: 10,631stHighest Average Tax Rates: 10,783rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 11,548thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 11,794thSafest: 12,552ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 12,992ndBest Weather: 13,149thTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 13,448thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 13,774thLongest Average Lifespans: 13,894thMost Cultured: 14,674thMost Advanced Public Transport: 14,708thHealthiest Citizens: 14,902ndMost Beautiful Environments: 15,480thMost Advanced Public Education: 16,449thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 17,728thMost Patriotic: 17,782ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 17,912thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 17,963rdLargest Governments: 19,030thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 19,971stLeast Corrupt Governments: 19,974thHighest Poor Incomes: 22,720thMost Developed: 23,859thHighest Food Quality: 24,269thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 25,866th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Asgards Deutsches Reich, birth announcements often also serve as death announcements.
  • : Following new legislation in Asgards Deutsches Reich, the government regularly publishes lengthy reports on its own excessive recordkeeping.
  • : Following new legislation in Asgards Deutsches Reich, school teachers check the staff room for hidden webcams before complaining about rebellious students.
  • : Following new legislation in Asgards Deutsches Reich, armed security details escort librarians to their homes.
  • : Following new legislation in Asgards Deutsches Reich, the nation leads United European Union in per capita stalking.
  • : Following new legislation in Asgards Deutsches Reich, belief that Óđinn is a lizard-person from outer space has reached an all-time high.
  • : Asgards Deutsches Reich was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Public Transport.
  • : Following new legislation in Asgards Deutsches Reich, young and brooding teens are welcomed with open arms to the Dogwarts School of Strangeness and Sorcery.
  • : Following new legislation in Asgards Deutsches Reich, the education system is being cleansed of all corporate influence.
  • : Following new legislation in Asgards Deutsches Reich, tax-payers are funding ever more extravagant movie projects.

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