The Grand Holy Principality of Asgardira is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Grand Prince Ronan I with an even hand, and remarkable for its unlimited-speed roads, ubiquitous missile silos, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 7.844 billion Asgars enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The medium-sized, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Elsburga Elda. The average income tax rate is 86.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Asgardiran economy, worth a remarkable 1,855 trillion Asgar Golds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 236,575 Asgar Golds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

Citizens recently voted in favour of declaring bubblewrap an 'abomination of nature', 'A is for Annulment' is a popular children's song, accusations of corruption stick when the accused are long-gone, and RPG fans reminisce fondly about when people thought they were evil and dangerous rather than geeky and socially inept. Crime is totally unknown. Asgardira's national animal is the Bald Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Asgardira is ranked 13,568^th in the world and 541^st in The North Pacific for Safest, scoring 117.08 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.