The Grand Holy Principality of Asgardira is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Grand Prince Ronan I with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, otherworldly petting zoo, and smutty television. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 4.877 billion Asgars hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Elsburga Elda. The average income tax rate is 86.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Asgardiran economy, worth a remarkable 1,086 trillion Asgar Golds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 222,725 Asgar Golds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

Historical commemorations regularly devolve into militaristic jingoism, foreign governments are threatened if they so much as mention the word "election", the government has declared its commitment to multilateralism, and crossbow bolts fill the skies if so much as a sparrow flies overhead. Crime is totally unknown. Asgardira's national animal is the Bald Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Asgardira is ranked 9,868^th in the world and 453^rd in The North Pacific for Highest Average Tax Rates, with 86.83 Effective Tax Rate.