The Grand Holy Principality of Asgardira is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Grand Prince Ronan I with a fair hand, and notable for its irreverence towards religion, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 6.192 billion Asgars hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Elsburga Elda. The average income tax rate is 91.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Asgardiran economy, worth a remarkable 1,412 trillion Asgar Golds a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 228,055 Asgar Golds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Bouncers at the door of the sweet shop warn five-year-olds not to cause trouble, internet service is too costly for normal people to purchase, the newest shade developed by Asgardira's dye industry has been dubbed 'Agent Orange', and there's a literal nanny state for the legions of children taken by social services. Crime is totally unknown. Asgardira's national animal is the Bald Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Asgardira is ranked 1,184^th in the world and 712^th in The North Pacific for Most World Assembly Endorsements, with 163 valid endorsements.