The Republic of Asdfghuiop is a massive, safe nation, notable for its rum-swilling pirates, rampant corporate plagiarism, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 3.496 billion Asdfghuiopians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The medium-sized, liberal government prioritizes Education, although Healthcare, Administration, and Industry are also considered important, while Defense and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Buntu. The average income tax rate is 72.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Asdfghuiopian economy, worth 524 trillion tokens a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 149,984 tokens, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.9 times as much as the poorest.

Passwords to nuclear codes must now contain upper and lower case characters, urban high-volume mailers now receive their mail via chauffeur-driven limousines, the only record being broken at sporting events is the highest death toll, and the national defense strategy is a little floppy. Crime is totally unknown. Asdfghuiop's national animal is the falkon, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Asdfghuiop is ranked 21,973^rd in the world and 705^th in the South Pacific for Most Advanced Public Transport, scoring 2,143.57 on the Societal Mobility Rating.