The Republic of Asdfghuiop is a massive, genial nation, remarkable for its unlimited-speed roads, national health service, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 2.051 billion Asdfghuiopians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal government prioritizes Education, with Administration, Healthcare, and Industry also on the agenda, while Defense and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Buntu. The average income tax rate is 75.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Asdfghuiopian economy, worth 293 trillion new dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 143,255 new dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Prime real estate is devoted to wind farms and solar energy generators, the nation is currently revamping its entire education system, referenda are held for every conceivable government action, and the Smalltopian embassy doubles as an electoral campaign headquarters. Crime is totally unknown. Asdfghuiop's national animal is the falcon, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Asdfghuiop is ranked 3,760^th in the world and 104^th in the South Pacific for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 61.45 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.