The United Commonwealth of Ascvalion is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Chancellor Anthony McCarthy with a fair hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, avowedly heterosexual populace, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 3.343 billion Ascvalians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The large government prioritizes Administration, with Education, Defense, and Industry also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vallengard. The average income tax rate is 71.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Ascvalian economy, worth 390 trillion Credits a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 116,821 Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Most ambassadors from Ascvalion retire only a few years after being appointed, bike rage is all the rage, Ascvalians refer to transgender people with insults instead of pronouns, and passionate nomination battles are often as intense as general elections. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ascvalion's national animal is the Phoenix, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Elletine.

Ascvalion is ranked 188,401^st in the world and 2^nd in Core Quadrant for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 127.59 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.