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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 210th Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 234th Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 324th
The Sovereign Imperial Dominion of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Vincit Qui Patitur
Mark II Rex de Aschen Defensor Fideli
Influence
Hatchling
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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Aschenhyrst

Population26.897 billion

CapitalAschton
LeaderMark II Rex de Aschen Defensor Fideli
FaithChurch of Aschenhyrst

CurrencyAschenhyrst Gold Sovereign
AnimalFox

The Sovereign Imperial Dominion of Aschenhyrst is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Mark II Rex de Aschen Defensor Fideli with an iron fist, and renowned for its unlimited-speed roads, avant-garde cinema, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 26.897 billion Aschenhyrsts are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order is also considered important, while Social Policy and Environment are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Aschton. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Aschenhyrstian economy, worth a remarkable 4,998 trillion Aschenhyrst Gold Sovereigns a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Gambling, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 185,846 Aschenhyrst Gold Sovereigns, with the richest citizens earning 5.8 times as much as the poorest.

Little League matches are often attended by riot police with water cannon... just in case, children gain their first sex education from reading the dictionary, the government spends billions to protect Aschenhyrst from a disaster that is one in a million, and it is common to still see adults with training wheels on their bikes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force. Aschenhyrst's national animal is the Fox, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Church of Aschenhyrst.

Aschenhyrst is ranked 1,252nd in the world and 57th in Lazarus for Most Advanced Defense Forces, scoring 24,205.43 on the Total War Preparedness Rating.

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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 210thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 234thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 324thMost Avoided: 387thFattest Citizens: 410thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 505thMost Ignorant Citizens: 660thLargest Mining Sector: 695thLargest Gambling Industry: 735thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,252ndHighest Economic Output: 1,400thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,443rdMost Primitive: 1,652ndTop
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Most Corrupt Governments: 1,990thLargest Agricultural Sector: 2,043rdLargest Black Market: 2,110thLargest Populations: 2,279thHighest Disposable Incomes: 2,291stLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2,461stRudest Citizens: 4,562ndMost Influential: 6,101stHighest Average Incomes: 7,095thLowest Crime Rates: 7,097thTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 9,534thLargest Governments: 13,867thMost Efficient Economies: 16,157th
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 9th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 15th in the regionFattest Citizens: 16th in the regionMost Avoided: 19th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 21st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 34th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 36th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 36th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 57th in the regionTop
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Highest Economic Output: 68th in the regionLargest Populations: 76th in the regionMost Primitive: 82nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 83rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 100th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 102nd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 111th in the regionLargest Black Market: 116th in the regionMost Influential: 136th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 161st in the regionRudest Citizens: 200th in the regionTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 331st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 371st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 429th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 436th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Aschenhyrst's influence in Lazarus rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
  • : Aschenhyrst's influence in Lazarus rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
  • : Aschenhyrst altered its national flag.
  • : Aschenhyrst was refounded in Lazarus.
  • : Aschenhyrst ceased to exist in Tyrrhenia.
  • : Following new legislation in Aschenhyrst, it is common to still see adults with training wheels on their bikes.
  • : Following new legislation in Aschenhyrst, the government spends billions to protect Aschenhyrst from a disaster that is one in a million.
  • : Following new legislation in Aschenhyrst, children gain their first sex education from reading the dictionary.
  • : Following new legislation in Aschenhyrst, Little League matches are often attended by riot police with water cannon... just in case.
  • : Following new legislation in Aschenhyrst, Aschenhyrstian husbands are dead good at fathering kids.

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