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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 131stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 141stLargest Gambling Industry: 142nd
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Aschenburg

Population12.282 billion

Capitalle Palais-Royal
LeaderThe Duke d' Bernhardi
FaithRoman Catholicism

CurrencyGold Aschenburg Crown
AnimalAschenburgarian Sailfish

The Imperial Free City of Aschenburg is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by The Duke d' Bernhardi with an even hand, and renowned for its deadly medical pandemics, unlimited-speed roads, and aversion to nipples. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 12.282 billion Aschenburgarians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Industry, although Defense is also considered important, while Environment and Law & Order are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of le Palais-Royal. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Aschenburgian economy, worth a remarkable 4,650 trillion Gold Aschenburg Crowns a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Soda Sales, and Information Technology. Average income is an amazing 378,665 Gold Aschenburg Crowns, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,493,925 per year while the poor average 4,085, a ratio of 855 to 1.

Octogenarian swimsuit models insist that they've still got it, convicts released after being found "wrongfully imprisoned" are surprisingly chill about the whole thing, the national sporting identity is represented by a talking burger and a singing smartphone, and the mummified remains of former kings are apparently discovered every time a tourist loses their wallet. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, probably because of the absence of a police force. Aschenburg's national animal is the Aschenburgarian Sailfish, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.

Aschenburg is ranked 221st in the world and 15th in the South Pacific for Rudest Citizens, with 634.6 insults per minute.

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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 131stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 141stLargest Gambling Industry: 142ndHighest Crime Rates: 181stLargest Retail Industry: 189thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 202ndMost Armed: 202ndGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 202ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 221stRudest Citizens: 221stFattest Citizens: 234thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 305thHighest Disposable Incomes: 307thMost Avoided: 313thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 360thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 523rdMost Efficient Economies: 790thMost Corrupt Governments: 794thMost Rebellious Youth: 841stLargest Insurance Industry: 850thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 946thHighest Average Incomes: 1,051stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,071stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,173rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,188thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,366thMost Influential: 1,578thLargest Mining Sector: 1,687thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,245thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,344thTop
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 2,536thHighest Economic Output: 2,563rdMost Cultured: 2,668thLargest Publishing Industry: 4,017thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 5,512thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6,334thLargest Agricultural Sector: 6,844thMost Subsidized Industry: 7,165thLargest Information Technology Sector: 7,216thSmartest Citizens: 8,799thMost Cheerful Citizens: 10,129thTop
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Largest Black Market: 14,240thMost Pro-Market: 19,599thHighest Drug Use: 20,352nd
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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 3rd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 6th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 8th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 9th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 9th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 10th in the regionMost Armed: 11th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 11th in the regionMost Avoided: 11th in the regionFattest Citizens: 12th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 12th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 13th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 14th in the regionRudest Citizens: 15th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 16th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 18th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 21st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 24th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 26th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 29th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 29th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 30th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 31st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 31st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 31st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 46th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 51st in the regionMost Cultured: 77th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 80th in the regionTop
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 99th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 107th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 115th in the regionMost Influential: 153rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 166th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 171st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 175th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 180th in the regionLargest Black Market: 213th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 222nd in the regionLargest Populations: 265th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 267th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 350th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 433rd in the regionTop
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Most Pro-Market: 444th in the regionMost Stationary: 628th in the regionLargest Governments: 741st in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 865th in the region

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