Largest Insurance Industry: 222nd Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 460th Largest Gambling Industry: 554th
The Grand Republic of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Make America Great Again
Regional Influence
Apprentice
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Very Good

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The Grand Republic of Ascelonia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Donald J Trump with an even hand, and notable for its complete lack of prisons, enslaved workforce, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 12.68 billion Ascelonians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The minute, corrupt government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Industry, with Law & Order also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cyrone. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Ascelonian economy, worth a remarkable 3,459 trillion Ascelonian Credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology, Gambling, Uranium Mining, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 272,822 Ascelonian Credits, with the richest citizens earning 7.7 times as much as the poorest.

Religious organizations are being forced to leave the country or pay income taxes like everybody else, tabloids coo over Donald J Trump's expected child, the public health bureaucracy is wrapped in miles of red tape, and Ollie the Oiled Seal welcomes throngs of tourists to the newly opened Oil Oasis Water Park. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Ascelonia's national animal is the Azkelonischen Seel÷we, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Ascelonia is ranked 941st in the world and 2nd in DonaldTrumpland for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 18,085.35 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

Top
1%
Largest Insurance Industry: 222ndLowest Overall Tax Burden: 460thLargest Gambling Industry: 554thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 730thLargest Retail Industry: 766thLargest Mining Sector: 871stLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 941stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,222ndHighest Average Incomes: 1,546thRudest Citizens: 1,591stTop
5%
Most Avoided: 1,645thHighest Economic Output: 1,792ndMost Efficient Economies: 1,912thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,214thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,243rdLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2,277thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2,314thFattest Citizens: 2,373rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,401stLargest Publishing Industry: 2,723rdHighest Crime Rates: 3,377thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,548thLargest Black Market: 3,563rdMost Armed: 3,735thLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,931stSmartest Citizens: 7,523rdTop
10%
Most Rebellious Youth: 8,297thLargest Populations: 8,385thMost Scientifically Advanced: 8,516thMost Secular: 8,965thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 9,487thMost Corrupt Governments: 9,610thHighest Poor Incomes: 9,826thHighest Drug Use: 12,311th
Top
5%
Largest Populations: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 2nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 2nd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 2nd in the regionMost Secular: 3rd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 3rd in the regionFattest Citizens: 3rd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 3rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 3rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 3rd in the regionTop
10%
Most Armed: 4th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 4th in the regionMost Avoided: 4th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 4th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 6th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Ascelonia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Average Incomes.
  • : Ascelonia's influence in DonaldTrumpland rose from "Squire" to "Apprentice".
  • : Ascelonia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Average Incomes.
  • : Ascelonia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Secular.
  • : Following new legislation in Ascelonia, Ollie the Oiled Seal welcomes throngs of tourists to the newly opened Oil Oasis Water Park.
  • : Following new legislation in Ascelonia, the public health bureaucracy is wrapped in miles of red tape.
  • : Following new legislation in Ascelonia, tabloids coo over Donald J Trump's expected child.
  • : Following new legislation in Ascelonia, religious organizations are being forced to leave the country or pay income taxes like everybody else.
  • : Following new legislation in Ascelonia, meals are now followed by thirty minutes of mandatory exercise.
  • : Ascelonia's influence in DonaldTrumpland rose from "Page" to "Squire".

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