The Union of Asaurcmi is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Kojless Sainhen with a fair hand, and remarkable for its closed borders, rum-swilling pirates, and national health service. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 3.252 billion Asaurcmians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Qrausil. The average income tax rate is 86.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Asaurcmian economy, worth 507 trillion Sijozus a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 156,011 Sijozus, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Members of Parliament operate under a PAYE scheme, the government is spending millions on lawyers' fees trying to get Kojless Sainhen off a murder charge, rebuilding efforts for a recently destroyed cathedral aren't expected to be completed for another century, and angry citizens complain that there isn't enough geographical diversity on the new banknotes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Asaurcmi's national animal is the Wild Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Asaurcmi is ranked 9,518^th in the world and 51^st in The Western Isles for Most World Assembly Endorsements, with 10 valid endorsements.