The Union of Asaurcmi is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Kojless Sainhen with a fair hand, and remarkable for its closed borders, daily referendums, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 3.232 billion Asaurcmians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Qrausil. The average income tax rate is 85.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Asaurcmian economy, worth 500 trillion Sijozus a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 154,912 Sijozus, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Schoolchildren's "what I did on my holidays" essays tend to be somewhat homogeneous, Asaurcmi's children are widely acknowledged as the most foul-mouthed in the region, the television adaptation of Jennifer Government is the most popular program in the nation, and businesses are abandoning the city centre because of the lack of transport connections. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Asaurcmi's national animal is the Wild Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Asaurcmi is ranked 261,225^th in the world and 225^th in The Western Isles for Highest Crime Rates, with 1.68 crimes per hour.