The Republic of Asaurcmi is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Nayepai Elltori with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, daily referendums, and smutty television. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.827 billion Asaurcmians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Qrausil. The average income tax rate is 74.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Asaurcmian economy, worth 194 trillion Sijozus a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 106,315 Sijozus, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Internet moderator is one of the most popular jobs among the nation's more socially awkward citizens, legal contracts aren't worth the paper they're written on, libraries are replacing history books and classic novels with technical manuals and trades directories to match the nation's changing demands, and a stitch in time could see you serving nine. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Asaurcmi's national animal is the Donkey, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Asaurcmi is ranked 192,076^th in the world and 118^th in The Western Isles for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring -5.1 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.