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Highest Crime Rates: 2,139th Most Armed: 2,589th Largest Retail Industry: 3,256th
The Principality of
Father Knows Best State
Live Freely; Die Freely
Prince Hubert
Influence
Contender
Civil Rights
Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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Asatruvia

Population4.117 billion

LeaderPrince Hubert
FaithForn Sidr

CurrencyGold Eagle
AnimalGolden Eagle

The Principality of Asatruvia is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Prince Hubert with an iron fist, and remarkable for its deadly medical pandemics, complete lack of prisons, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 4.117 billion Asatruvii are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The tiny, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Education and Industry are also considered important, while Spirituality and Welfare aren't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Asatruvi economy, worth 573 trillion Gold Eagles a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Tourism, and Information Technology. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 139,332 Gold Eagles, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 422,418 per year while the poor average 35,738, a ratio of 11.8 to 1.

The nation's most popular sport is sabotaging foreigners' hopes and dreams, the latest political memes depict Prince Hubert as an overly-choreographed robot, foreign planes and migratory birds are shot down as spies, and not showing enough enthusiasm for mutual assured destruction is a court-martial offence. Crime is pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Asatruvia's national animal is the Golden Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Forn Sidr.

Asatruvia is ranked 2,139th in the world and 1st in Nordisches Kaiserreich for Highest Crime Rates, with 31.56 Crimes Per Hour.

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Highest Crime Rates: 2,139thMost Armed: 2,589thLargest Retail Industry: 3,256thFattest Citizens: 3,897thHighest Disposable Incomes: 4,024thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 4,126thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5,904thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6,265thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 6,689thLargest Black Market: 8,330thTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 9,244thHighest Drug Use: 10,049thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 10,394thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 10,640thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 10,937thMost Corrupt Governments: 11,442ndLargest Publishing Industry: 12,858thHighest Average Incomes: 15,040thRudest Citizens: 16,424thMost Cultured: 16,633rd
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Asatruvia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Black Market and the Top 10% for Most Cultured.
  • : Following new legislation in Asatruvia, not showing enough enthusiasm for mutual assured destruction is a court-martial offence.
  • : Following new legislation in Asatruvia, foreign planes and migratory birds are shot down as spies.
  • : Following new legislation in Asatruvia, the latest political memes depict Prince Hubert as an overly-choreographed robot.
  • : Following new legislation in Asatruvia, the nation's most popular sport is sabotaging foreigners' hopes and dreams.
  • : Following new legislation in Asatruvia, the military is recruiting war criminals to join its weapons research teams.
  • : Following new legislation in Asatruvia, politicians stage photo ops featuring barely functional fighter jets.
  • : Following new legislation in Asatruvia, saying "don't do anything that Prince Hubert wouldn't do" doesn't exclude a great deal.
  • : Following new legislation in Asatruvia, the government is making attempts at curtailing the flood of spam emails with little progress.
  • : Following new legislation in Asatruvia, cash-strapped junkies lick rabbits for a cheap high.

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