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Highest Crime Rates: 2,357th Most Armed: 2,715th Largest Retail Industry: 3,225th
The Principality of
Father Knows Best State
Live Freely; Die Freely
Prince Hubert
Influence
Dealmaker
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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Asatruvia

Population4.905 billion

LeaderPrince Hubert
FaithForn Sidr

CurrencyGold Eagle
AnimalGolden Eagle

The Principality of Asatruvia is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Prince Hubert with an iron fist, and renowned for its frequent executions, unlimited-speed roads, and ritual sacrifices. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 4.905 billion Asatruvii are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The tiny, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Education and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Welfare are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Asatruvi economy, worth 732 trillion Gold Eagles a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Tourism. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 149,379 Gold Eagles, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 447,470 per year while the poor average 38,975, a ratio of 11.5 to 1.

Doughnut-makers claim their products are healthy because they are fortified with vitamins, shaken martini sales have soared in nations surrounding Asatruvia, the military recognizes no difference between male and female soldiers, and immigrant herding has become a national pastime. Crime is pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Asatruvia's national animal is the Golden Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Forn Sidr.

Asatruvia is ranked 21,582nd in the world and 4th in Nordisches Kaiserreich for Most Efficient Economies, scoring 97.25 on the Krugman-Greenspan Business Outlook Index.

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Highest Crime Rates: 2,357thMost Armed: 2,715thLargest Retail Industry: 3,225thHighest Disposable Incomes: 3,532ndFattest Citizens: 3,580thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 3,698thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5,146thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 5,192ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5,514thLargest Black Market: 7,373rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7,813thTop
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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 9,277thHighest Drug Use: 10,071stMost Corrupt Governments: 10,354thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 10,425thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 10,777thRudest Citizens: 11,279thLargest Publishing Industry: 12,476thHighest Average Incomes: 12,962ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 13,204thMost Cultured: 14,499th
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Highest Drug Use: 1st in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Asatruvia, immigrant herding has become a national pastime.
  • : Following new legislation in Asatruvia, the military recognizes no difference between male and female soldiers.
  • : Following new legislation in Asatruvia, shaken martini sales have soared in nations surrounding Asatruvia.
  • : Following new legislation in Asatruvia, doughnut-makers claim their products are healthy because they are fortified with vitamins.
  • : Following new legislation in Asatruvia, there's a bright dawn ahead for Asatruvia.
  • : Following new legislation in Asatruvia, the dead are minced up and sold to people in burger form.
  • : Following new legislation in Asatruvia, all streets are privately owned toll roads.
  • : Following new legislation in Asatruvia, criminals are thrown to the Golden Eagles to repay their debt to society.
  • : Following new legislation in Asatruvia, five-year-olds who refuse to line up on command get gold stars.
  • : Following new legislation in Asatruvia, grocery stores can be audibly identified by the giggling emerging from them.

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