The 𖤓Federal Republic𖤓 of Arzastan is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Prime minister with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, daily referendums, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 2.14 billion Arzenese are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Environment, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Arzagaan. The average income tax rate is 66.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Arzenese economy, worth 193 trillion Chenderqaazzes a year, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 90,537 Chenderqaazzes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The only science is political science, the nation is going green, class action lawsuits have gone up in smoke thanks to government interference, and songwriters compete to see who can come up with the most blasphemous lyrics. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Arzastan's national animal is the Stronk Blanford's fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Mithraism.

Arzastan is ranked 6,270^th in the world and 4^th in Far East Oriental Federation for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 58.24 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.